Merry Christmas WeirdKev/SlyCooper&CarlosFox!
@slycooperandcarlosfox As per your brief, here is some Alice – feeling particularly complainy about LaCroix and the Camarilla tonight – picking up a certain newcomer to LA! And being quite surprised when she turns out to not fit the stereotypes Alice was expecting…
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“Well – I suppose I should be grateful this one isn’t explicitly an attempt to kill me.”
Alice paced up and down the train platform, scowling. “Though that also makes it all the more baffling to figure out why LaCroix sent me here,” she continued, since she had nothing better to do and no one around to hear her except her Wonderland hangers-on. “Perhaps he just needed me out of the way for a night? Wanted to be sure I wouldn’t interrupt him in the middle of his other schemes?”
“It is a puzzle,” Cheshire agreed, loping along beside her. “But purrhaps you should spend less energy on pushing these blocks around. You have other tasks more meriting your concern.”
“I know, I know. It’s just…” Alice stopped, running her fingers through her hair. “Honestly, I think I hate these kinds of jobs more than, for example, being tasked to drag that sarcophagus out of the museum.”
“Why? The sarcophagus wasn’t there to drag, and the museum didn’t end up on fire,” Hatter pointed out. “Easy night, all things considered.”
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