Slytherin Aesthetics

★Liz || Slytherin || INFJ || 20 || she/her ★

[wumiwux]

oh so you’re evil? Name every resident.

[itsmiffy-deactivated20260325]

leon talking shit and making jokes meanwhile this is grace in all her sections

[junk-thunder]

that edible you took three years ago is about to kick in

[pushbuttonkitty]

you laugh but years ago i had a massive head cold and i was sitting at a red light trying to blow my nose so hard you'd think i was giving birth through my nostril and all of a sudden i got snow drainage like that taste and the coaty throat and my gums went numb like wtf. at that point i'd been clean off the yayo for almost a dozen years like do i seriously have a weird pocket of cocaine packed far up in my sinus somewhere or wtf is happening.

[junk-thunder]

the world is so beautiful

[omegaversereloaded]

Age regressing to 22

[magewritesstories]

just gonna leave this here

[faramore-drafts]

Correct.

[ryebreadgf]

four day weekend. shout out to jesus. sorry that happened

[chaosbarnes]

Hear me out…

They all would so get along, like dean and Derek, Sam and spencer… think about it they’re basically the same person. The hot and strong older brother who gets all the girls and the nerdy puppy dog faced, boy band haired younger brother who could get way more girls if he tried to. (I know Derek and Spence aren’t related)

[colmiillo]

Seriously, you again, reading a fic about a person who doesn't even know you exist,OR WORST,doesn't even exist........same thing sis. Keep reading

[ayy-junipei]

Yarn holder

[ayy-junipei]

The slurperrr...

[c1nnam00n]

how it feels trying to find a fanfic/imagine about a fandom that’s dead and dry

[dudududubadwriting]

(Y/N and Dean stare out of the motel window)

Sam: What’re you guys doing?

Dean: TV doesn’t work.

Y/N: So, we’re watching the couple in the car park break up.

[molabuddy]

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

[saltedsour]

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

[molabuddy]

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

[deathgasmic]

babe, we have guests coming, get the good china

[j4ckme]

Two years?! I’m in!

[kentishviking]

why not

[texas-bi-lover-deactivated20181]

I’ll try it

[blog-of-what-comes-to-mind]

Eh

[eliyora]

Double your nana, double your yum

[fuckyahumor]

give me luck double banana

[possiblityforjoy-deactivated202]

No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.

I reblogged this.

And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I swear to god raspberries get moldy so fuckin fast you just look at them wrong and they immediately go bad

[sabertoothwalrus]

2 for 1 sale of raspberries at the grocery store:

first pack: downed as soon as you got home

second pack: you only ate four out the pack the next day because you were trying not to be as much of a goblin and you want them to last longer except when you check it later that day half of them are covered in mold

[sabertoothwalrus]

wow,,,,, that’s so valid

[transarsonist]

Thank you berry farmer for your berry knowledge

[all-hail-trash-prince]

So what you’re saying is… Downing an entire container in one sitting is actually the correct way to eat raspberries

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Everything I have read about Raspberry Vines indicates to me that they would very much prefer you to go absolutely hog wild on their berries. Restraint is for Civilized folk.

[trashpandaart3000]

art by The Baby Goat

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

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