Being a Slayin Slytherin Queen 👑

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Leave of Absense

Hello, my slytherin children! I am sorry for not having new posts out this week, I've been sick and I'm a fool who doesn't pre-write posts into my que... Ask, there's convention this weekend! If you see a tired looking girl in slytherin robes with oversized sleeves and I'm ina night gown at night, or full uniform Sunday, that's me, Bella, and feel free to come say hi at Sakura-Con! Thanks for understanding, I will utilize my que from now on to make life easier... Thanks!

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From the Admin:

Hey all! I am totally open to submissions for life tips! Also, next week I will be starting a new post set as well, so keep your eyes peeled!

♥Bella

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Slytherin Life Tip #5

Plan ahead.

Seriously, planning your meals, clothes, and appointments/classes/events/dates/etc. for the week, saves you time and effort. Don't wind up with the three P's: Piss Poor Planning.

Not only does it make you seem uninterested or shine you in a poor light with others, it can cause others issues or waste money as well.

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Slytherin Life Tip #4

Just because the ravenclaw say so, or the hufflepuff smiles, or the griffindork offers, doesn't mean it's honest.

Stick with your fellow snakes as closest friends within the school. Be sociable with all, but don't trust them, unless they've been tried and proven true. Remember snakes are your family, and they will only do to you what you do to them.

The other houses are fickle, not even loyal within each other... So where's their loyalty to us?

Slytherin=Family≠Darkness or Evil

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Slytherin Life Tip #3

The Other Houses, and How to Interact With Them.

RAVENCLAW: Steer clear of their bad side, they can be just as, or more, pompous than we are, but they know what's up. Need help with potions? They got you. Trouble with McGonagall? They can get you out. Honestly, they may not be slytherin, but they can be cunning in their own right.

Hufflepuff: Protect these beans. They are sweet, and kind. However, piss them off and you arses are theirs. Protect them and befriend them though, and you will have friends for life.

Gryffindor: They may be idiot Gryffindorks, but they aren't all so bad. In fact, some are okay. Just be careful of which ones you associate with, and be prepared to stop or be dragged along in some heinous, awful, plans.

Slytherin: Be aware. Be very aware. We all stick together, but you dishonor us or your family? Wait, we are family! Good luck bunny buns, because life will get wild. We won't stab you in your sleep, but... Well, be wary of your pudding and pumpkin juice...

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Slytherin Life Tip #2

When your enemy is dressed better than you, just make your make-up slayin. Honestly, leggings and a tee shirt with make-up so sharp it could kill, or pressed robes with a gryffindorkish smile?

I'd rather befriend the make-up know-how goddess.

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Slytherin Life Tip #1

When someone says anything to (or about) you, you own it.

I.E. 'You look Great!" Say a quick thanks, but brush it off and ignore their plebian asses unless you know them. But even still brush it off, and compliment back.

'She's such a bitch!'

Own it! We may not all be evil, but a common trait IS a major case of RBF. Besides, do we really need people who would even talk behind someones back in our circles? No. If someone says it to you face though, thank them and ask to go out for coffee or butter beer on a hogsmede weekend though. Those ones, are legit.

That's all for today, huns, see you all tomorrow!