Ravenclaw&Gryffindor

I'm qualified as a ravenclaw but that doesn't mean this blog is any good so...

[slytherclawincorporated]

Hufflepuff: But you can’t tell anyone yet.

Gryffindor: I just told Ravenclaw.

Ravenclaw: I just told Slytherin.

Slytherin: And I told many, many people.

[shitthehousessay]

Slytherin: I don’t know WHY I like knives. I just do.

Gryffindor: And for that reason, you’re crazy.

[hogwartshousefriends]

Gryffindor: Open the door. I have something to show you.

Slytherin: Fine.

Slytherin: *opens the door completely naked*

Slytherin: What was it dear?

Gryffindor: …

Gryffindor: I don’t remember, but it was mostly heading this direction, can I come in?!

[hogwartshousefriends]

Gryffindor: I have come up with a three step plan to get Slytherin to marry you.

Hufflepuff: Okay, I’m listening.

Gryffindor: Step one, get them to play truth or dare.

Hufflepuff: Oh God, stop.

Gryffindor: Step two, wait until they pick dare.

Hufflepuff: Gryffindor, no.

Gryffindor: Step three, dare them to marry you.

Ravenclaw: *shouting from the other room* It could work!

[incorrect-slytherin]

Goodnight

Slytherin: ugh I need a nap

Ravenclaw: same but for like 85 years

Slytherin: big mood. I’m so fuxking tired

Hufflepuff: (sleepily) you guys its 3 am

[relatablehogwarts]

Hufflepuff: guys remember to take care of yourselves!! Stay hydrated, eat food, and get at least 6 hours of sleep!

Ravenclaw: I definitely did all of those things. Didn’t leave any out. And I’m not lying right now to cover up the fact I’m overworking myself and running on 2 hours of sleep

Slytherin: nah I don’t feel like it

Gryffindor: *takes care of themselves, but then sees everyone else not doing so* he-hey!!!! Guys!! Nobody told me the plan!

Also Hufflepuff: *doesn’t take care of themselves, overworks themselves, is severely dehydrated, forgets to eat and gets stressed over smol things*

[slytherclawincorporated]

Slytherin: Okay, yeah, I LOVE Ravenclaw. I have loving feelings for Ravenclaw. But does that mean I’m IN love with him? No–

Slytherin: Oh my god… I’m in love with Ravenclaw.

Slytherin, to Gryffindor and Hufflepuff: Why didn’t you guys tell me?

Hufflepuff: We thought you knew.

[incorrect-slytherin]

True crime

Gryffindor: I got arrested for being too cool

Slytherin: all charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence

[accio-hogwarts-bullshit]

Ravenclaw: I can’t believe you ate Santa’s cookies all on your own!

Hufflepuff: I didn’t eat them alone!

We ate them together!

Ravenclaw: We?

Hufflepuff: Yeah, me and Santa. Please concentrate

Ravenclaw:

[shit-overheard-at-hogwarts]

Ravenclaw: Did you eat all the donuts?

Hufflepuff: N-no

Ravenclaw: Why are you lying to me? I can see the powder on your pants

Hufflepuff: *panicking* T-that’s cocaine

[sslyytherinns-deactivated202411]

Ravenclaw: Do you ever feel like your life is on a constant loop?

Slytherin: It feels more like a downward spiral.

[sslyytherinns-deactivated202411]

Ravenclaw: Do you ever feel like your life is on a constant loop?

Slytherin: It feels more like a downward spiral.

[accio-hogwarts-bullshit]

Slytherin: Why vampires don’t bite snowmen?

Slytherin: Cause they’ll get frostbite

Hufflepuff: I love you and everything but you really need to stop that

Ravenclaw: Shut up, it was great

[hufflepuff-fren]

We stan puns

[relatablehogwarts]

Hufflepuff: okay, I’m gonna lay in bed and listen to my favourite musical and just relax!!! It’s gonna be great

Ravenclaw: careful, you’ll fall asleep

Hufflepuff: pffffttt no I won’t

…….

~later~

…….

Hufflepuff: *falls asleep*

Hufflepuff:

[hogwartshousefriends]

Slytherin: Have you been yelled at by Hufflepuff yet?

Gryffindor: I’m not scared of them!

Ravenclaw: So that’s a no.

[effervescentbi]

insp

[sslyytherinns-deactivated202411]

Gryffindor: Sly just called me an idiot!

Hufflepuff: That’s not very nice, Sly. Are you going to apologise?

Slytherin: Gryff, I’m sorry you’re an idiot.