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Conversation is the only thing that keeps me close to you

[tallahasseemp3]

“suffering feels religious if you do it right” no shut up it doesn’t. my friends laughing in the kitchen while i make dinner feels religious. the sun on my face after a long winter feels religious.

[venustversailles]

somebody in the notes posted this screenshot from the one & only, ursula k let guin. and now i'm screaming wtf

[apocryphalstories]

i want to lie on your chest and listen to you talk

[patrik-star]

Do y’all ever get scared of being too happy, like something always come up

[mermaidenmystic]

[perrfectly]

[akindplace]

Thirdeyeshawty on twitter

[como-chin-gas]

[bpdbot]

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

[froutsuip]

Baby elephant seal vs adult elephant seal

[gallusrostromegalus]

Baby Elephant Seal:

Same Adorable round creature, a couple years later:

And when he decides to engage in a Romantic Duel:

Some fun facts about the Elephant Seal:

Roughly the same shape and size as Jabba The Hutt and Five Times as Horny

can move at 30ft per second on land which is way faster than you think and a lot faster than most of you can sprint

known to attack and kill great white sharks

Dives over a mile under water and stays down there for an hour and a half, presumably because the frozen darkness resembels whatever hell dimension it came out of

Male and Femal elephant Seal skulls, compared with a Grizzly bear Skull:

There are many picturees of people standing irrespeonsibly close to Elephant seals, presumably before being mauled and mashed to death, so we’re going to use this image of an average-sized woman and an educational statue:

Fuck That.

Don’t approach wildlife kids, but SUPER don’t approach any kind of marine mammal because they are HUGE and FURIOUS and FULL OF TEETH AND MALICE.

Also severely endangered and let’s be honest the world would be a lot sadder without the occasioal horrifying sea monster in it.

[wraithsonwingsposts]

@hexadecimal00

[bluesoaring]

I’m very sorry for all of us but especially me that all I can see in the last picture is a fanged penis, the slightly less-effective version of vagina denta.

[emotionalwords]

[the-inspiring-quotes]

[ojibwa]

[sillysymphonys]

[perrfectly]

[papasmoke]

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

[terpsikeraunos]

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.

[eliminated]

[answeringemails]

im never catching feelings for anyone ever again in my entire life !!!!!!!