The Bulge Inspire-eth And Then It Taketh Away...

Kelly / she (her) / Winnipeg / wraithsonwings on AO3 / Such hockey! Much cat pic! Many Hannigram :D

[willgrahamscock]

any time I tell my mutual about the fic i'm 'writing' and they ask me where they can read it

[willgrahamscock]

okay but do the 10 thousand of you who relate to this have any advice on how to stop maladaptive daydreaming instead of writing

[penandinkprincess]

unreasonably amused by the idea of itty bitty shane not wanting to get off the ice after practice to the point that david gets ON the ice to get him, so itty bitty does the "my bones are gone now" resistance move kids are so good at.

but fails to consider that ice is. so slippery.

like stage your protest all you want, buddy, but you have literally never been more move-able.

[gayhockeyshow]

Shane fluidly sinking to the floor after Ilya softly commands 'get on your knees' is Ilya's wet dream sure but it is ALSO SHANE'S

Shane Hollander, brightest pupil in the league, after first hooking up with big strong competent competition Ilya Rozanov, has found a skill he is not good at. Shane was fumbling that first time sucking Ilya's dick, and Ilya had to guide him and hold his head and instruct him and Shane was so insecure about his performance he asked 'was that bad?' which is NOT a phrase usually in Shane's repertoire. And Ilya was manhandling and pulling him into the right position and pulling Shane OFF to finish the job himself which is Not the sign of a Good (Blow)Job.

So Shane makes it his mission. He Will Not repeat the sins of his past. He's been given a new skill he needs to perfect. To study. Literally. He busts out an archaic incognito window and his lonely dildo and a condom and he fucking practices like he's practicing a new play. It's wristwork, its form, he can be good at this.

So next time, when Ilya gently, wantingly, says, 'Get on your knees', it's SHANE who's going oh yes, thank god, yes I will do this and I will be good at this and I will show you that you don't need to pull me off I have trained my gag reflexes and the muscles in my face for you I Will Be Good

[waldemarstr]

Have we considered that between Ilya Slavanov and Mr. Autism 3000 this is probably how they look to the outside world even when they're as happy as can be 😭

[pusheen]

[celestial-artistry]

I started this piece late last year and got frustrated with it. I set it aside for several months and focused on other things. Glad to have finally come back to it and finished it up.

I wanted it to be a bit more whimsical than my usual art.

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[herpsandbirds]

Blackburnian Warbler (Setophaga fusca), males, family Parulidae, order Passeriformes, Sax Zim Bog, MN, USA

photograph by Chad Bonnema

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[imtheproble]

this is so freaking funny

[viiiiiliiiii]

🎨: @evyltalks

[berryjosten]

I just know Nora giggled to herself when she came up with the 'is your learning curve a horizontal line?' Insult from Andrew

[lorasx]

insane word choice and incredibly important for jean

[agenderaaronminyard]

the problem with one shots is that they yearn to become 36 chapters

[kenzipenzi]

the trojans to jean

[argillaforma]

ilya and svetlana having their weekly gossip night either in person or over the phone and shane is like what are you talking about and ilya says i complain about you ,she is only person who will listen to me complain about you and one day shane asks svetlana does he complain about me a lot?☹️ and svetlana is like ? who told you that he literally just talks about how much he loves you all the time it’s quite exhausting honestly

[morphmaker]

the silmarillion bride

[snowsmoked]

This is Luca Haas and no one can convince me otherwise 🙂‍↕️ Ilya sees this and immediately takes him shopping. “Shopping for what?” “Cool stuff, Shane, you wouldn’t understand. Come on, Haasy.”