This is Wario's blog! I'a saw Mario and Luigi on here, so I'a thought I'd'a give it a try.
I'a have a life outside the'a internet, so don't'a expect me to respond to everything right away. I'll'a try when I'a can, though.
That'a Raichu? That's'a Kremling. I'a found him in my cupboard, eating my garlic chips. I'a keep him around for free electricity now.
...he'a also his own Tumblr now, @pkmn-stadium-raichu
CALLOUTS!
@sm64mario : The'a original. And my'a nemesis. I'm'a still trying to find ways to get money from him.
@sm-64-luigi : He's'a alright. Took care of Kremling while I'a was on a business trip.
@sm64waluigi : Waluigi! We'a don't talk a ton, but I'a respect him.
Wapeach (no blog. Yet.) : She'a pays me to do stuff. I'a guess I'a kinda raised her? It's a long story.
@mariotennisdaisy : I'a ended up ruling her kingdom. I'a regret it sometimes, but it's'a doing better.
@sm64-bowser-da-simp : The'a Koopa King! I'a try to get money from'a him too.
@sms-bowser-jr : Luigi's nephew, apparently
@sm64-green-toad : A Toad.
@sm64-yellow-toad : Another Toad.
@sm64-blue-toad : A Toad that sells lemonade.
@sm64toad : He's'a safe now.
@sms-toadsworth : Old Toad.
@sm64-yoshi : This'a thing is here too.
@sm64goomba : Professional hater.
@mk-dry-bones : Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
@pink-dr-mario : A different Mario, I'a guess? He's a doctor. I'a don't know if he'a has an actual medical license.
@dr-healmore-skc : Another doctor. I'a don't know how many needles he'a has and I'a don't WANT to know.
@hotelmario-mario : Another Mario? I'a guess? He'a doesn't own a hotel despite the'a name.
@ssb-metal-mario : I'a don't know what his deal is but he's'a alright.
@mario-bounty-hunter : I'a support the'a cause.
@ametalsonic : He's'a here.
@rabbid-luigi-bwabwa : I'a don't know WHAT this is or why it's'a dressed like Luigi.
@webber-the-spider, @theizzizzys-sideblog, @shadow-of-nothing, @imafrealinrainbow2: A few random blogs that tend to interact with'a me more than others.
Donation from'a all of you would be greatly appreciated.
(It's'a NOT me, Wario.)
(Howdy, I'm the Mod for this weird little blog. You can call me Clownfly! Formerly called Jes as the mod name. I run a couple other blogs here on Tumblr, @clownfly64 (my main), @clownflu54 (art and random stuff), and @clownfly64again (a project I've been working on for a long time that I'm starting to post on Tumblr about). Check them out if you want, I kinda just wanted to share them.)
(Anyhoo, I'm currently 21, but please don't take that as an invitation to try to have me interact with certain stuff. I refuse to be corrupted by the internet. I'm just here for the memes.)
(Also, to explain the Wapeach thing: My personal headcanon is that Wapeach grew up around Wario and Waluigi, and now treats them as her minions (but in a Bowser type of way))
