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jonathan harker on may 12th: i witnessed with abject terror as the count descended the sheer stone wall of the castle face first as a lizard would. the unmitigated horror of the spectacle haunts my waking hours like an inescapable nightmare. this man or this thing shall surely be my undoing.

jonathan harker on may 15th: saw the old bastard do the crawling trick again and honestly fuck him it's not even that impressive i don't even care anymore i hope he falls.

wetchickenbreast

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

wetchickenbreast

this is surprisingly useful actually

arcaneavarice

stop wasting space and add another

wetchickenbreast

tres ibuprofenitos

cipheramnesia

¿En este economía?

anais-ninja-bitch

girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía

sickbrokenangel

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

lesbx

Funny how a little beef between drake and kendrick and suddenly it’s all anyone is talking about and so everyone has just forgotten that young thug is currently in possession of an ancient staff of unknown power

despair-the-zero

mandycore420

saw 2004 boom operator (speed ratliff) putting the met gala attendees to shame

tilthat

TIL that Gothic literature makes a distinction between “terror” and “horror.” Terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an experience.

via ift.tt

yokelfelonking

Someone described the modern difference as such: Fear is knowing that a werewolf is hunting you. Terror is when you see it and it charges at you. Horror is realizing that your feet are stuck to the floor.