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[small-ratchild]

LONG overdue intro post

hello! I'm Rat, I use any pronouns, but I'm also definitely a guy, born February '07. I write and draw.

commie freak.

DNI list (I'll just block you): Proship, batcest, twincest, clonecest, etc., anyone under 16 (I don't see this being an issue), transphobes, homophobes (what are you even doing on this website anyway???)

my main fandoms are: Wings of Fire, DC and Marvel (side blog), Star Wars (side blog), TMNT

I also post about my OCs here:

Atlas

Barry

Jack

Lemur

(more to be added)

Requests: OPEN

Commissions: Probably not

other links:

Bluesky: smallratchild

Insta (I seldom post here): smallrat._.child

KoFi (please feed me and my reptiles)

[socialistexan]

[jouster-ari]

Yayyyyy

[lifewithchronicpain]

It’s sad that they have to do this but it’s also good they are doing it. This may end up being my a new normal for artist applications.

[liberalsarecool]

Her paper:

Oklahoma Republicans are unbearable.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I like the idea in fantasy that humans are better at maintaining things long term because they set up societies or professions to do it whereas dwarves and elves and stuff are like “just get bob to do it he’s got a good few hundred years left” and then bob doesn’t teach anyone else how to do it

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[hypokeimena]

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

[christopher-bryant]

home alone is just die hard for kids

[godsperm]

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

[syntactition]

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[violetwolfraven]

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

[magic-owl]

Skdhsjdhsk okay Home Alone discourse? xD I recognize this is a joke but I’m jumping into the shark pit regardless because I just love this movie and wanna talk about it so HERE GOES

Lol so yeah actually the phone line argument is a bit confusing because yeah the phones are down at first, but they obviously were fixed at some point since his family tried to call him from the airport in Paris or later on he wouldn’t be able to order pizzas or call the cops from his house at the end of the whole attempted robbery night, so there IS the question of why Kevin’s family doesn’t keep trying to call him daily.

HOWEVER, as people have already mentioned, Kevin thinks he’s a criminal due to stealing a toothbrush and has already been chased by a cop, he’s not gonna contact the police about the robbers.

Calling the police about his family leaving him? He’s not gonna do that because he doesn’t KNOW they’re in Paris, Kevin believes he magically wished his family out of existence the night before they left after they were all right dicks to him. He doesn’t know they have the power to come back, that’s why he asks Santa to return them later on, what use is telling the cops who (in his eyes) will probably blame him for it?

Also ppl be criticizing him for the booby traps like this isn’t the THIRD time Kevin’s had to chase these guys off his property? First he tried to fake a house party, they still came back, he tried to fake a MURDER, they spied on him and declared they were coming back again. Kevin’s given them two nonviolent chances to leave his house alone, they’re the grown men deciding they’re gonna come back and rob a house they KNOW has an eight year old in it. They announce their presence by knocking and taunting that they know he’s alone and “helpless” in there and that they’re coming in anyway, what their original plans for dealing with him were, we don’t know. After they spring his first traps, their plan switches from robbing the house to specifically harming Kevin in revenge.

These guys are trespassing on Kevin’s property AGAIN after multiple warnings, and they’ve announced themselves with a declaration of intent to harm him, he can’t call the police or they’ll discover he vanished his family and committed toothbrush crimes, Kevin needed to defend himself and he had FULL RIGHT to do so however he saw fit (which all proved entirely necessary seeing as literally nothing he threw at these men actually stopped them from trying to hurt him, they kept coming until his neighbor saved him)

Respect Kevin 2kforever 😤😤😤

[neurospicy-offical]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame where you at

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I told my grandma about this one

[shamebats]

I love that they made an exception for him and not some rich person.

[ms-demeanor]

"AI on your smartphone will give you a true digital assistant, more capable than Siri and Alexa, which can not only make a call for you but can schedule a reservation because it has access to your calendar and location"

In my culture this statement is considered a threat.

[libraford]

Now that im thinking about it- theres probably a lot of times when people think theyre quoting the bible and theyre actually not.

Like I know a lot of times people will use 'teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime' as a prosperity gospel thing, but i think that was actually Lao Tzu.

Like Jesus was very much about giving people a fish.

Like one of his big things was giving people a fish, I cannot stress enough how about giving people a fish he was.

[orphetoon]

the people asked for more

[animentality]

[dragonflea]

"Put Baby in pelican mouth" has transformed my thinking in ways I haven't entirely discovered yet. The other day at the shop I heard "just give us your ID card at the till to get 15% off such-and-such products!" And my brain went "Big Chain Store perfec/t size for give all your personal data! Deals very cheap and fun your data safe give data to Big Chain Store. Give data to Big Chain Store. No problems ever with Big Chain Store because good size and safety for ID card weak of so much yummy personal data. Abig Chain Store yes a place for data give data to Big Chain Store can trust Big Chain Store for give data to all its friends. Friend Store"

[myfootyrthroat]

Brutal honesty: I don't trust you to put in the intense work for a glorious revolution if you won't put in the minimal work for mundane maintenance.

[drtrinitysantos]

does CVS understand that if I'm stopping there for laundry detergent it's because they are More Convenient but locking up said laundry detergent and requiring me to disturb the one (1) person working when there are a million people in line Removes that Convenience Factor and I am also petty enough to just get in my car and drive an extra ten minutes away to get that laundry detergent at Publix instead. AND get a tiramisu for my troubles. Does the CEO of CVS know this. Do they understand this. Can they hear me through my mouthful of tiramisu.

[kaity--did]

truly dads with new born babies v dads with children are two completely different people this man used to strap this child to his chest with a double chest wrap because he was terrified of giving her shaken baby syndrome and now he just kinda hucks her , I'll be sitting on the bed and all of a sudden my child just comes soaring towards me

[kushblazer666]