Zeke

Small gay polykin nerd. He/him/they/them/it/its.

[small-slime-boy-blog]

Moved accounts to pastelwltch

[shadowfromthestarlight]

“You here?”

This could work.

I’m the most awesome candidate that you’re either here at my rallies or you wish you could be here. 

[classicalliberalleague]

“Good Luck”

I’m not seeing that work well.

[straightpalechristianrepublican]

“do you know what this means??”

workable

-SP

[straightpalechristianrepublican]

the alien emoji????

-CR

[lieber-tot-als-rot-deactivated2]

Those are the facts.

…..

[kamiyu910]

“I’m sorry. Maybe tomorrow. Which reminds me, what would you like for dinner? I’ve got something special, or we can do enchiladas.” 

Hmm. 

[97luftballons-deactivated201712]

“OOOONE DAAAAAY MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE”

…maybe not.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

“I’m finished”

Vote FNP, the defeatist candidate

[phoenyxsystem]

“Puppy needs you to be very, very mean to her”

I want to die.

[small-slime-boy-blog]

"I have been deemed a health and safety hazard"

I don't think that'd get me any votes.

[mrshudsonstolemytardis]

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

[jcalvinist]

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

[peacelovehappinessandwriting]

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

[silentauroriamthereal]

It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.

[thefifthweapon-deactivated20170]

⭐️🔮⭐️🌿🌼🐝🌼🌿⭐️🔮⭐️

Spell to protect the bees! Reblogs and likes charge it. Save the bees!

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

I always thought it was funny that your player character in Pokemon is 10 years old. Like, yeah, they’re “anime ten” where they look at least 18 yadda yadda, but they’re still ten.

Imagine the people in the Pokemon League. These are fully grown adults, right? They’ve trained their entire lives to be the best trainers in their country. They’re the best of the best. And then a ten year old walks in. A high and mighty four foot tall ten year old with a big smile on their face walks in. They’ve never even seen a tity. They don’t know where babies come from. They’re ten.

How did this ten year old get in to your arena? Did they wander in here by mistake? They say they’re here to battle you. Aww, how cute. This kid wants to fight the big league trainers, so they snuck in to fight you. That’s cute and funny. You’ll tell the others about this next lunch break. You decide to humor the kid and accept their challenge. You toss out your level 50 Tyranitar. You and this Pokemon have spent decades together, you trained for ages to get it to Level 50. You’re the best trainer in the country.

The kid reaches on their belt and tosses a Master Ball. Wait, what? A Master Ball? How did that kid get a Master Ball? Out of the master ball pops…

God.

God popped out of the Master Ball. 

The very same God Pokemon that controls the flow of space, that you go to church and pray to every Sunday. 

This ten year old kid just pulled out a Master Ball and threw God at you. God is, in fact, Level 73. 

God shoots Hyper Beam at your life-long partner Tyranitar, causing it to evaporate in to dust. He’s fainted in one hit. The kid yawns.

The kid wipes your entire party of Pokemon, the Pokemon you spent most of your adult life training and caring for. You are stunned. You ask the trainer how long they’ve been doing this. They say “I started a couple of days ago.”

This kid is ten. 

[willdixonmusic-blog]

This is the best thing I have ever read.

[dosomethingprettywhileyoucan]

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

[tempestttossed-deactivated20170]

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

[deadgorl]

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

[kvtrina-deactivated20151106]

well it better work or else I’m gonna cry I need to make rent h0e

[small-slime-boy-blog]

i am a desperate squid i cant afford anything

[emopinocchio-deactivated2016121]

Please reblog if you think it’s ok to be kin with a character of a different Gender.

I REALLY NEED TO KNOW. THANK YOU

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[demonsmademefat-blog]

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

[septicmackiplier]

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

[heygodsmoved-blog]

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

[ruled-by-jupiter]

EVERY DAMN TIME

[failedspidermankisses]

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

[mahaliciously]

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

[altweeb-blog]

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

[i-am-loco]

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

[im-in-hell-fr]

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

[humanityinahandbag]

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

[animationnut]

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

[knightnicole]

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

[prodigal-sunlight]

WHOA SO WEIRD

[snapback-gravity-falls]

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

[nightlustrous]

it’s back

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

Huh….

[nyreelovemenot]

I’ll probably always reblog this

[yung-caged-and-restless]

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

[thekingsvoice]

This post is historic

[staraptor]

ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

[staraptor]

i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post

[staraptor]

[lizgarcia9312]

No one ever messages me. 😒

[snowflake1814-deactivated201902]

I got seven hellos & hi’s the last time i reblogged this

[fine1ine]

I’ve had like 10 since I started my blog😂😂

[kingomd-deactivated20151007]

Really though

[theeeprotagonist]

pls

[kingomd-deactivated20151007]

Slide in my inbox people

[certifiedproblemchild]

Omg I love those. I get really happy and idk it brightens my day

[emopinocchio-deactivated2016121]

SLIDE INTO MY DM’S I WANT TO SAY HI

[small-slime-boy-blog]

You do general pendulum readings here? If you have time... Is the guy I met a year ago still thinking about me? Did he feel the same way I did about him, and does he still fee that way? Thank you, you're a superstar. ❤️

I’m sorry this took a while (i burnt my hand like the idiot I am) but Ammy gave me a maybe leaning to yes, then a yes and then another maybe leaning to yes!

[small-slime-boy-blog]

;A; my poor hand oh my gosh I have school tomorrow too I don't know if I'll be able to hold a pencil or a pen ;;

[small-slime-boy-blog]

I know a lot of people here aren't from the UK but this is an issue really important to me because of obvious reasons, and knowing I have to wait another two whole years before I can do anything is the worst thing and I'm not sure how easily I can deal with this ;; https://www.change.org/p/david-cameron-mp-transgender-hormone-replacement-therapy-and-surgery

[small-slime-boy-blog]

Guys I bought slime

[small-slime-boy-blog]

Alright so I'll be over at @some-kind-of-angel (my angelkin side blog) so if anyone needs me message me there because it's a separate account. Yes I'm still trying to find my name and any angelkin that remember me.

[small-slime-boy-blog]

Ok so after using the DS stylus to apply eyeliner I still have eyes and damn do I look good.

[small-slime-boy-blog]

Fun secret: I apply my eyeliner using a DS stylus.

[archangxlisms]

ah yes the archangels. theres michael, gabriel *looks at smudged writing on hand* …..brendon urie….*pulls up increasingly obscure notes* ….megatron leader of the decepticons