Jennifer👑

it's a cow luke...

[rebathecompleteseriesdvdboxset]

reba trying to say ice

[southerngent1227-deactivated201]

The struggle of a southern accent!!!

[asseaterclarke]

what’s wrong with chewing ass?

[blendinblandin-archive]

The Fresno Nightcrawlers are my favorite cryptid.

They’ve only been seen in some survelliance camera footage, and it’s been proven they are real tangible things… being filmed and have yet to be definitively explained/debunked.

also uhhh. they remind me of this stock photo

[gallusrostromegalus]

I love Fresno nightcrawlers because you’ve got these other cryptids with all this Lore and theories around them (Bigfoot is some kind of prehistoric American ape, the jersey devil is a literal demon, every theory about Nessie etc)

And the nightcrawlers are just like-

Him Pants.

[0ffwhite]

[trad-monarcho-fascist-deactivat]

Why doesn’t my FBI agent do this for me?

[septemberequinox]

since Vday is coming up, this post is an official announcement that you have my permission to send me horrible, inappropriate, and outright hilarious tumblr valentines

[chicks2010]

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[aye-66-deactivated20171220]

Do you ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing didn’t happen.

[hijerking]

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

[rayb1rd]

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

[guryo-moved-to-guryo-again]

tag your superbowl spoilers

[governmentplates-deactivated202]

Tom Brady dies

[solongstarbird]

He was ruthlessly murdered by the corporate machine

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Y'ALL

[laachi]

the moon has acne scars & she is still beautiful so

[derofeba]

when my computer decides to deny me access because of “admin restrictions”

[kitkat285]

As someone who works in IT, nothing has ever been a bigger mood than this.

[darcylindbergh]

lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend 

[anest4etized-deactivated2025121]

This wasn’t a dream this was a premonition

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

[420sexyworld]

💛 Share The Happiness 💚

[capture--the-moment]

[angulargeometry]

Basilisk’s Heart.