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Andrew, 28ish perpetually tired photographer just trying to live

[transhuman-priestess]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[skunkoon]

(Art courtesy of @shitpostsampler )

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Recoil-operated’s $12 traditional mead:

So one of the most common things I see on my Mead posts is “I’d love to do that, but I don’t have the stuff”

We’ll sit down and buckle up. Because I’m about to show you how to make a $12.56 traditional mead.

Here’s the recipe:

1 gallon Deer Park/spring water. You don’t want distilled.

3 lb or 32 fluid ounces honey.

One package of yeast.

a party balloon.

The cost total is $13.49, but you only need one pack of yeast. So -$0.90.

Let’s begin:

Everything together on a clean work surface, you will need a clean glass. And while not entirely necessary, a measuring cup will be handy.

Pour a cup of water for yourself and drink it. Hydration is important. Also this will allow you headspace.

Remove about ehhhhh, a quart or so of water to drink later.

Trust me. You’re going to want it

Wash your drinking cup and mixing about a teaspoon of honey.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

You have two options for yeast, that bread yeast we bought, or professional brewer’s yeast.

They’re both the same price. You can get brewers yeast off of Amazon.

I already have brewer’s yeast, so I’m using brewer’s yeast

Stick that in that honey water.

Stick your honey in some hot water.

Go outside. Breath the free air. Know what it is… To truely live.

Enough of that bitch. Honey’s hot. Put it in the water.

Put the water in the honey too.

Shake the sin out of it.

Put that stuff back in the big bitch.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Shake the sh*t outta it.

Hydrate yourself with the water you removed earlier.

Shank a balloon with a pin.

Add your yeasty honey water.

Balloon it.

Label it.

If your trad mead says anything racist, or anything positive about Hitler. Straighten that sh*t out.

And there you go. $12 (.56) traditional mead. Stick it somewhere dark and leave it alone for a while.

Shake the hell outta it once a day for the first four days. Then let it be until it’s clear.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Update:

Boozification has begun.

[yourunclejingo]

Lots of spices and herbs make for nice additions as well.

Good post.

[tehgore]

Who the hell are you to tell your sentient trad mead what to think?

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

I’m it’s creator. I have deemed racism to be sin.

[daenerys-targaryen]

@pscentral event 06: favourite characters/performers ↳ Shane Madej, producer and writer

[asurarei]

[osidius-el-enfatico]

he would do such numbers on here

[epilepticsaints]

[baconmancr]

[jauffre]

RAPTURE + SIGNS

[kunosoura]

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

[deirdreskye]

This is George Costanza behavior

[windex-for-blood]

GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It’s the twenty-first century, right?

-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry’s apartment, bass riff.-

GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!

JERRY: No, they just him’d you?

GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white bread. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!

JERRY: The X ones are fun…

[theygender]

GEORGE: If they can’t appreciate a good xie or ey… Then that’s it. I’m swearing off pronouns for good. No more pronouns for George Costanza!

JERRY: No pronouns?

GEORGE: No pronouns.

JERRY: No-nouns?

GEORGE: No-nouns.

JERRY: Alright, well, if that’s what you want…

GEORGE: Oh, it is! I’m living the pronoun-free life, starting now. The buffet is CLOSED, Jerry. From here on out I am George and only George!

-George storms out of the apartment and into the hallway. Enter Elaine, baffled and unaware of the conversation that just took place.-

ELAINE: What’s his problem?

-Muffled screaming is heard from the hallway.-

[prometheusascendant]

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

[zwoelffarben]

putting up “OHIO IS HELL” billboards in ohio to continue the dialogue

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

putting up ‘OHIO IS OTHER PEOPLE’ billboards in ohio to confuse the dialogue

[blipdripstrip-deactivated202109]

[escapekit]

Tree South Korea-based artist Myoung Ho Lee frames trees to create beautiful natural portraits. This series, soberly titled Tree, was exhibited at the Yossi Milo Gallery in New York.

[thunderstruck9]

[aubreylstallard]

Roy Lichtenstein, 1962

[spirallium]

[rintezukas]

chimpanzees are the closest thing to demons in this world i am very harsh on chimpanzees considering my huge love for other apes but they are so fucking mean and they are capable of knowing better

[rintezukas]

if i got mauled by an animal and killed theres a part of me that would be able to become serene and sort of deal with it as like. law of the wild or whatever, humans are the ones out of tune

if i got mauled by a chimpanzee and killed i would be angry at the chimpanzee for being like. i dont know being able to conceptualize pain in others and still deciding to pull me apart with its huge hands until i die

[rintezukas]

if i got mauled by an orangutan i would feel absolutely no pain as my body was gently opened along inbuilt seams to release my soul like carbon dioxide from a coke can

[andrewthecool1]

Happy birthday to @andrewtrinh owner of all the beautiful things in these pictures --- --- --- #midcenturymodern #midcentury #midcenturyfurniture #midcenturystyle #midcenturydesign #vespagram #vespa #scooter #scootering #scooterlife #scooternovamagazine #photos #photographer #photo #lifestyle https://www.instagram.com/p/CjMM9HLpHS9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[andrewthecool1]

Happy film day! Here's some lomo 400 for you! I love the color of this film, it's basically a color plus that's available in medium format. --- --- --- #lomography #lomo #filmisnotdead #filmphotography #film #buyfilmnotmegapixels #photooftheday #instagood #photoshoot #ishootfilm #instadaily #filmphoto #vintage #red #instamood #photography #photographer #believeinfilm (at Altadena, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjI8xkqpgHT/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[andrewthecool1]

Still working through my backlog, enjoy the story along with the post, pics from the San Diego zoo --- --- --- #sandiegozoo #zoo #brand #cactus #succulent #garden #succulents #cactuslover #plants #cacti #green #desert #plant #cactusclub #plantlife #photographer (at San Diego Zoo) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ciymmhcp4B_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=