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call me runes | 30s | they/them "secret" horny blog

[smalldickluobinghe]

i needed to make a pinned tweet ig

hi my name is runes ♡ idk what the fuck you're supposed to put in a pinned tweet

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the kinks you're most likely going to see here are pregnancy, weight gain, various flavours of monster fucking. and more than likely a combination of the three. i could bullet point each of them but then this post would be WAYYYY too long. i am exceptionally picky so you'll just have to pick up the lore through environmental storytelling.

when coming from me it's going to generally be about men because i respect women too much* that is simply the way i lean right now

*this is a joke

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i made a few ocs a while ago to explore actually drawing/writing kink stuff again after..... way too long not doing it lmao so i'll add them in here as i share them.

for now, their names are:

♡ alastriel (elf/fae) ♡ amity (elf) ♡ blaire (human) ♡ khimkerha (naga) ♡ luca (elf) ♡ nivalene (elf/human) ♡ rinne (elf) ♡ zivah (elf)

i may be a bit of an elf fucker. who knew.

[smalldickluobinghe]

hm. i think, i may have a misgendering kink.

not getting called princess, that's not part of it, that's just me. but being she/her'd during sex and being called a good girl? i think. hm.

[pregnantfantasies]

there's a fertility cult run out of a beautiful old cathedral. the higher-ups in the clergy are devoted to their charges.

every few years a new acolyte is chosen; someone obedient and hard working, to be rewarded for their devotion.

the highest boon that can be granted to the devoted is to carry the children of the goddess.

when a new acolyte is chosen, they're taken to the inner sanctum and impregnated. sometimes through sex, sometimes through manual insemination, sometimes other methods.

but sure enough in a few months they're swollen heavy with child. or children, if they're lucky.

the acolytes are taken very well taken care of. they want for nothing, almost every and any whim granted. the trade off is that they stay within the sanctum, and they stay pregnant.

[dom-femalefeeder]

Do you think all men should be fat and pathetic?

Yes.

[s33db3d-slob]

You could rub an angel's halo to bring them to climax but it's more fun to yank on it so they shout and moan and their weird immaculate twindicks cum everywhere

[pregnantfantasies]

imagine heading out to do your regular grocery shop. as you grab your trolley, you begin to feel a peculiar tickle between your hips. that's a little odd, you think, but you ignore it. you just need to grab a few things and you'll be on your way.

as you wander down the aisles, the tickle quickly progresses into a sticky warmth, which progresses into a tight coil. somewhere around the chilled vegetables, you have to stop and press your thighs together as it spills over and you come right there in the store. it's not big or super strong, so no one else noticed. probably.

but now deep in your belly feels a little tighter. and that tightness stokes the fire anew. you're too embarrassed to think much about it, and you definitely couldn't feel it yet, but a small egg has nestled itself in your womb. you duck your head and keep going.

just a few more aisles. a few more items. then you can check out and go home. you get to the cereal aisle before the next orgasm crests, and with it, a tightening in your belly. it's a vicious loop; every orgasm brings forth another egg, every egg barrels you towards another orgasm.

and every egg added swells your belly out a little more, first pushing against the waistband of your jeans, and then shoving it down under the firm, growing curve. your gait begins to shift into a little waddle.

how many more items do you need to collect? how many more orgasms can you handle before you can't keep them under wraps? how many more eggs will end up packed into your womb before you can finally make it to the checkout counter?

will you make it back to your car before they're ready to be laid?

[muttrott]

hairy bodies are so hot how the fuck are people trying to say theyre not into body hair. are you not into sunsets and good food and orgasms too? jesus christ.

[agender-hell199]

I wanna use him as a fleshlight until he's panting like a mutt in heat. WOAH??? WHO SAID THAT??

[gunksh1t]

Holding a pretty boy's legs around my head as I eat him out until his boycunt is sore and he's made a mess on my face and he's breathless. Making him cum until he can barely speak and says my name like a prayer. Making him promise he'll stay all mine and all mine forever while his head is empty. Make him think of nothing but me and the pleasure only i can give him.

Pampering my boy like he deserves, sucking his fat, stubby tcock, feeling how perfect it is in my mouth. sloppily making out with his hole and drinking him up. Peppering kissed on his dick and thighs between orgasms.

Shallowly fucking his hole with my tongue until he's desperate and needy and bucking his hips all over again. Flattening my tongue against his lil dick and letting him ride my face until he cums again and drained himself out.

He's half asleep and still gripping my head between his legs, tiredly grinding into my mouth and he can barely take anything more but he feels so good he can't think of doing anything else and he's so pretty and sweet you don't wanna stop him.

[werecreature-addicted]

A lot of posts about werewolves begging to get you pregnant Not enough about werewolf begging you to get them pregnant. Like surely the werewolf breeding kink has to go both ways.

Imagine the werewolf you’ve got pinned beneath you breathlessly pleading for you to knot them and knock them up please please please. Maybe they bite your shoulder then quickly apologize and promise to be a good puppy just please cum inside-

[tumadmirer]

Love, love, LOVE supportive partners during labor and birth.

"It's okay. Breathe with me through the contractions. They'll pass and you'll get a little break."

"Here's my hand for you to hold. Just squeeze when you feel like you're in a lot of pain. Don't worry, I can take it."

"Let me massage your back and hips. We can even sway together if that feels good. You must be under a lot of pressure right now, so let me relieve you however I can."

"I can see the head! Don't worry, I've got a hand supporting them. Just push when you feel the urge, okay? Don't force yourself."

"You did it! The baby's so beautiful. You did such a good job. Just relax and breathe before number two decides it's time to come out."

Ugh, I'm a huge sap. Birth should be comfortable and intimate, full of love.

[hellomyfuturelovers]

it’s actually embarrassing how quickly I get wet. touch my waist? wet. kiss me with just a tad more heat than a peck? careful, I’m getting soaked. whisper something in my ear with a smile? oh would you look at that I’m dripping.

[batfig-deactivated20250903]

there is something erotic about irritating a man. i’m really enjoying pissing you off. do you want fuck me yet

[smalldickluobinghe]

bro i just remembered an ff/xv fic i wanna write that involves eggs and a mindflayer and complete mindbreaking (possibly never to be reversed) so. that goes on the list

[smalldickluobinghe]

look at this pregnant idiot

"if i ignore it it'll go away and no one else will notice" mmhm sure thing honey.

[smalldickluobinghe]

the next little guy i'm gonna chat about is zivah.

zivah is a senior apprentice in a prodigious magical university; he's only an apprentice by technicality. he can outmage a lot of his superiors, and rather than learning at this point he spends most of his time teaching juniors. he is exceptionally skilled at destruction magic.

an absolute glacier that can explode you with his mind, with a very tiny molten core of soft sweetheart that like 3 people on earth will ever see.

he doesn't tend to sleep around, he has far more important and interesting things to do. but occasionally when there's free wine and some sort of celebration that means classes are paused for the week, he'll find himself indulging, there's no shame in that.

of course, every encounter is a coin flip and eventually it's going to end on tails!

he doesn't notice at first. he gets vague cramps and his monthly bleed is extremely light, he just counts himself lucky.

the fatigue creeps up but he subsists on 3 hours of sleep and 8 cups of coffee already, of course that was going to catch up eventually. the dizziness when he moves his head too fast is an unfortunate reminder to not skip meals for study. the nausea is the same; there's only so much of that the body will tolerate before going on strike.

and then his robes start sitting weird. maybe he hasn't been exercising enough, that's fine, he'll just belt them looser. his back starts aching, and he's vaguely aware that he hasn't had to deal with his period in a little while. but that's not important, he's still busy.

and once he can't argue anymore and knows damn well what's going on, well... that's no one else's business. and not one of his students is stupid enough to say a single word to his face.

... yet.

[smalldickluobinghe]

chinhands. thinkin about naga aphrodisiac venom. a naga coiling around their prey tight enough to immobilise but not crush, snapping forward to bite down on a shoulder or a bicep and injecting a full dose of venom. it only take a few minutes to circulate the entire vascular system, and before long their prey are flushed and trembling, desperately attempting to grind against the coils holding them fast while the naga just watches them struggle with mild interest. maybe they'll even help out. eventually.