not here!

i'm back @smallmetal

[smallmetal2-blog]

bye fuckers find me @smallmetal LOL

[hustlerose]

WHAT

[imadeletingmysocials]

YO THIS WEBSITE IS WILD 

[dizzyrobo]

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

anime girls blink and their tiddies bounce

[filmnoirsbian]

Best tumblr scandals

The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online

The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic

The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic

Russian Chaos Agents

Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty

[crawdadsinyourarea]

for all the people in the notes asking for sources/more info:

all or nothing

beastmilk jewelry

bone thief

cancer scam

child slavery

cole sprouse’s social experiment

confusedtree

constablefrozen

cybersmith

dashcon

evilfemme

firebolting

freebleeding

glitchedpuppet

hiv hamilton fanfic

homestuck bucket video

homestuck sharpie bath

komaeda kin finger hoax

leelah project

lifting community

“made her eat the doodoo”

medicine switching murder

memeufacturing

miss officer and mr. truffles

mod silver

my immortal author hoax

needle-filled cookie

piss jello

russian agents

toe necklace

unliscenced therapy

i apologize if any of these links are less than savory; if there are any better sources please lmk

[aplasticshark]

thank you so much but also curse you

[citrondemiel]

it should be a crime that i have / had an account during the times that almost all this shit happened

[bivoidant-deactivated20190717]

This website should be a crime.

[raeazure]

Nerd dudes: Why don’t women like the things we do

Woman: *likes the same things nerd dudes do*

Nerd dudes: Are you a real fan? Better know this hyperspecific piece of trivia. Oh thank god you do. I’m going to sexually harass you now.

[red-handed-jilll]

Ready Player One (2011)

[ommanyte]

Wahoo, it’s wiggly Wednesday!!!

[jones-friend]

[ommanyte]

YEEEAAAAAHHHH BABEEEEEEEEEY

[lesbianalluka]

criticizing childrens media is important and absolutely necessary but when i say i dont want discourse about kids shows im not saying ‘dont call out the racism in thia show, its for kids, it doesnt matter’ what im saying is no i dont want to see essays on why catra from she ra is an irredeemable abuser written by a 26 year old who doesnt go outside

[smallmetal2-blog]

its been SO LONG since ive seen homestuck jokes on my dash i cried lmaoooooo

LMAO sorry i did that to you. ur lucky uve gone so long avoiding it u_u

[roachdance]

dont make a straight character without a reason

[monzterzack]

Straight characters need to be justified and their entire arc must be about the pain of being straight and wearing nothing but caqui

[spectrealenko]

me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube

youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.

[itsrealmac]

the worst thing I’ve ever made gn

[werewolfsona-deactivated2019111]

hit or miss. i guess they never miss huh

[fishyandclintbarton]

[yrfriendliz]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

[tinseltownturkey-deactivated202]

this is the kind of content i came here for

[loving-women-is-rad]

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

[oleskyfm]

[polynesia-deactivated20240207]

lo fi song titles

she kissed me at 2:27am

Her

her

L O V E  P A R A D I S E

iloveyoubutyoudontknowiexist

I Touched Your Balls // I Miss You

raining in my heart

Rain

g h i b l i  r e m i x 

ダーリング

iced coffee with you

iced coffee with her at 3:52am

[toadsrbutch]

Honestly I live for making girls laugh,,, if I can make at least one girl laugh then I’m doing my job as a lesbian correctly tbh

[toadsrbutch]

You know what?? Protecting women and making them laugh is what lesbianism is about