your violent whispers make me tremble.

Meet me at the rabbit hole. The name's Catt. I'm 21 years OLD. I'm a bitter bitch. I live in the GTA in the Great White North, otherwise known as - Canada.

[kittiezandtittiez]

[onlyblackgirl]

omg

[nurture-earth]

1. Do not kill bees, they aren’t trying to hurt you and rarely sting (because they die if they sting) chances are they’re buzzing around you because you’re wearing a bright colour and they think you’re a flower

2. If you see one on the ground, it’s probably not dead, try feeding it some sugar water or put it on a flower so it can get energy

3. Put bee friendly flowers in your garden so they have lots of pollen and maybe put a bee house too

4. If you have a bees nest in your attic/garden/shed etc, don’t call an exterminator! Call a bee keeper instead so they can be rehomed rather than being killed

Bees are very important and must be looked after! Without bees, humans wouldn’t survive

[sonic-your-problems-away]

Except for wasps. Fuck wasps.

[crusherccme]

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

[daichisthickthighs-deactivated2]

i just love the sassy ones

‘it doesn’t feel good’ ‘neither does sleeping alone bitch’ ‘maybe u should try the next size down lol’

[roboticutie]

‘it spoils the mood’ ‘so does your attitude’

[candycoatedemoboy]

These witty remarks are the best, they’re like a verbal equivalent of a bitch-slap and I will not get over that.

[endofeva1997]

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context 

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

movie producers be like

[ihaveleftthisrealm]

i love how otp means ONE true pairing but everyone has like ten

[angelicbreadroll]

look @ how hard she doesn’t give a fuck tho.

[lolsomeone-actually]

ALASKA

[my-teen-quote]

[minimist]

i don’t normally chase after boys but if he’s over 6ft and has good hair then a bitch might just powerwalk

[admiretheart-deactivated2013081]

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

Master Post of Calming Things

Things to make you feel better:

Make it feel like you are outside also turn on your volume

Talk you threw a stressful time

Automatic flatter 

Quick Distractions:

Draw Silk

Music Squares

jigsaw puzzles 

Sudoku

cookie clicker

Immediate Crisis Help

List of Hotlines - Crisis Hotlines by need

Befrienders - Find crisis hotline information for the country you live in

Suicide Hotlines - A list of crisis hotlines by country

International Rape Crisis Hotlines - A list of international crisis hotline directories

Lifeline Crisis Chat - Online chat help for people in a crisis

IMAlive - online crisis chat

Self Help

MoodGym 

Self Harm Alternatives

Self-help Anxiety Management App

Get Help

Find Therapist

Find a Psychiatrist

How To Help Others

Depression

Anxiety 

Eating Disorder   

Cutting

Suicidal

Panic attacks

Gifs:

watch the ball

breath in and out with the box

[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s a decent chance Rick Astley gave up on that girl.

[fencehopping]

Water sprayed with a hydrophobic aerogel

[trapcard]

“hydrophobic” so yall just gonna reblog this bigoted ass post?? with no criticism??? wow :/

[pizzaotter]

The thing is some people on this website actually made me question the sarcasm.

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

I know it must seem like a joke to you, but watching hydrophobia be glorified in the media when I, myself, am 70 percent water….

[grandiose-mind-deactivated20170]

[thebootydiaries]

shout out to my left eyebrow. u were always there for me. u always had my back and i respect u

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

Honestly I love my dads and if you don’t like it we can fight~

[thereasonforthewordbitch]

Lol aw

[takeafuckinsipmaria-deactivated]

this is the best family portrait in existence 

[truterrors-deactivated20191227]

!!!

[urbran-deactivated20151012]

last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by sneezing while wiping my ass

This whole sequence of events took place in less than 10 seconds. Reflexes, fuck you.

There’s a short, but in this case crucial moment, between wiping your ass and dropping the paper in the toilet bowl.

As I was wiping my ass, I sneezed. A slimy drop of snot landed on my upper lip and instinctively I put the paper I was holding, on my nose to wipe it off. My body’s way of saying “WTF bro, you put shit on your nose” was instant puking, which landed on my hands and in my lap. Now, I’m standing up, screaming out my disgust, with pants around my ankles, shit on my face and puke all over. Wife comes banging on the door, wondering what’s wrong. My instant thought is “she must never know”. In my stress, I reach for the door to ensure it’s locked, so that she can’t make any rescue attempts. Of course I trip, fall face first on the door. This doesn’t calm my wife, but leaves vomit all over the door and a hurting nose, which I instinctively grab to acknowledge the pain. It’s all a mess, like taken from a xxx-rated version of Faulty Towers

Been spending the last half hour showering, cleaning the bathroom and making up half ass explanations to my wife.

I still smell the shit in my nose.

[pinch]

I LITERALLY JUST ENDED UP CRYING FROM LAUGHTER READING THIS OMFG