AsmoJack

literally just vibing

[knifepadme]

what day is it

[knifepadme]

always fucking some day or another around here

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[c3rvida3]

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

I promise I’m not trying to be pretentious here. Jeanne d’Arc’s last name is d’Arc.  An overly-literal translator insisted it stood for “of Arc”, and that’s why we know her as Joan of Arc.  At the time, she was more commonly known as “Jeanne la Pucelle”, meaning “Joan the Maiden” or “Joan the Virgin”.

anyways since her main attack strategy was “hit them until they stop moving” I think she’d be a gorilla.

[c3rvida3]

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[miss-wizard]

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[pukicho]

puki I am sad do something :(

The ape is there to kill you soon

[double2dink]

Selfship post. Okay. Yay!!!!!

[catasters]

[evilsexy]

[internetwes]

[captainragtag]

today in Did I Follow This Unfamiliar URL By Accident Or Did Someone I Don't Know That Well Change Both Their Name And Icon

[990000]

simongerman600

[brunhiddensmusings]

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

[holdup-andrememberthetime]

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

[magiashley]

was just in a tf2 match with a dude who just kept saying “lil wayne” in chat

this was the only thing he ever said

[magiashley]

him and i’s steam names made our interactions feel like we were roleplaying cavemen

[hollowtones]

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

[mumblesplash]

like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill

[funfungiggles]

[spiderweb-bf]

I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

[ed-longshanks]

[spacelazarwolf]

white trans ppl from liberal suburbia in blue states will go on and on about how scary it is to be a trans person right now but the second they encounter a trans person from a red state they’ll be like “ummmmm why would you live in such an uncivilized place lmao maybe you shouldn’t have voted for republicans like if you don’t like how conservative it is then just leave” as if these states aren’t populated by black and brown people who face intense voter suppression and poor people who can’t just up and leave. not to mention the fact that all those articles y’all are sharing about the state of trans safety? those are in our states and we will be the ones who go down first. so instead of laughing at us dumb hicks from your liberal safe haven, consider instead shutting the fuck up and actually doing something to help us. because they’re coming for you next.

[spacelazarwolf]

no literally this!!!!!!!! queer hicks unite!!!!!!!!!!!