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Indie rp/ask crack-blog for a delinquent Nanako Dojima from Persona 4. Open to everyone, multiverse kinda thing.

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

… because you think I haven’t killed before?

[pocketjester-blog]

I’m going to have to arrest you, Nanako-chan. 

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

Well, of course you will... But first I gotta ask...

What’s the sound you’ll make when I crush you under my foot?

[majokkojester]

“Y-Yeah. You go do that. Meanwhile, I’m going to have to talk to Dojima-san…”

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

Yeah... This is such a buzzkill... Sleep seems good. Hmph... Oh and by the way Adachi-san!

Talk to my father about this, and you’ll regret it.

[pocketjester-blog]

You’re not becoming a murderer. No way. I won’t allow it. 

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

... because you think I haven’t killed before?

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

(( This blog in a nutshell tbh... ))

[majokkojester]

You open your mouth but promptly closed it. Where did she even learn these kind of words? Well… maybe from Dojima-san but this was still weird to hear.

“Nanako-chan… I think it’s time for your nap.”

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

Yeah... A nap sounds nice right now. Gotta get my beauty sleep before I stab a bitch... Well, in a metaphorical way.

[moelworker]

So do I get my gun now or...?

of course sweetheart here is a m16 just for u go have fun

[moelworker]

Always got your back, kid. Come back when you got more scratch to buy and upgrade your weapons!

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

You got it~ You’re one of the few that understands me dude, so if you ever need anything, yanno who to call!~✧♡

[pocketjester-blog]

I am real. Just really small. 

And are you seriously threatening to harm your father? What the hell is wrong with you? 

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

What.

[majokkojester]

You just stare at Nanako, really confused at what she’s even saying. Maybe you’ll stop responding to her questions because you have a feeling it’ll make things worst for whatever reason.

“Mhm… Okay.” You’ll pretend to agree with her.

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

He told me it was good stuff! I wasn’t supposed to bad trip... Fuck?!

The motherfucker will pay for trying to trick me. No one crosses my path and lives to tell the tale.

[moelworker]

So do I get my gun now or...?

of course sweetheart here is a m16 just for u go have fun

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

AW YISS!! Thanks Moel-bruh~

[pocketjester-blog]

Your father is a detective. Do you honestly think it’s such a good idea doing something like this right under his nose? 

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

-SNRK- You’re too much imaginary Adachi! Do you REALLY think that smoking weed is the worse thing he could catch me for?

He has no idea what I’m really capable of. And for his own good, he better not try to shove his nose in my affairs, got it?

Anyways, you’re so stuck up for a high induced hallucination lmao You need to smoke a joint to relax or something... Too bad you’re not real tho pfffft-

[pocketjester-blog]

Nanako-chan, does your father know about this? I’m concerned if he’s letting you smoke blunts. 

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

LOL you’re funny small bro... Nah, he ain’t in the know, like, there’s a lot he don’t notice to start with n’ways! So it’s like, super easy to hide what’ve been doing? -snrk- He ain’t got a clue!

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

Ok but like, then, if only 2% is milk… Like, dude, what’s the other 98% ???

[majokkojester]

“Nanako-chan… That’s not what the percentage is for. Are you okay?”

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

I- I dunno bruh... I’m feeling emotional over milk... And there’s all these weird questions I wonder about like... 

If two vegans are arguing, is it like, still considered beef?

Man someone is gonna pay for this... This was supposed to be dank!

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

Ayyy the tiny imaginary Adachi is speaking now! Hey little not-really-there man~ I just hit a blunt and my guy wasn’t lying when he said it was some dank stuff lol He deserve a raise… And tell me where I can get more of this -snrk- 

[pocketjester-blog]

Y-You hit a blunt…? Why would you do something like that? 

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

AAAYYY I blow it up a few times a week tiny bro~ S’part of the advantage of makin’ it big ya’know?

[majokkojester]

“What? Uh… I don’t know? Maybe? I didn’t invent the word but… It could be?”

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

Ok but like, then, if only 2% is milk... Like, dude, what’s the other 98% ???

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

majokkojester started following you

Adachi... Do you think sand is called sand because it’s between sea and land?

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

pocketjester started following you

LMAO that stuff was good bruh… I’m seeing a small Adachi now! I’ll have to ask where he got that dope yo~

[pocketjester-blog]

Nanako-chan, what’s wrong with you? Why are you talking about dope? 

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

Ayyy the tiny imaginary Adachi is speaking now! Hey little not-really-there man~ I just hit a blunt and my guy wasn’t lying when he said it was some dank stuff lol He deserve a raise... And tell me where I can get more of this -snrk- 

[smallthugnanakodojima-blog]

pocketjester started following you

LMAO that stuff was good bruh... I’m seeing a small Adachi now! I’ll have to ask where he got that dope yo~