(-_-")

Upton/Benny/ijo Uton | any pronouns

[smalltownbeancan]

Vine Boom, son of Inception Horn, cousin of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street death whistle,

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[smalltownbeancan]

maybe if i rotate between languages I'll eventually achieve basic literacy in even one of them. First i need to either discover the secret to immortality or figure out how to study more often than once every 40 days

[smalltownbeancan]

"should i try to pick up russian again" <- guy who would have been fluent in spanish years ago if not for being objectively terrible at studying languages

[smalltownbeancan]

maybe if i rotate between languages I'll eventually achieve basic literacy in even one of them. First i need to either discover the secret to immortality or figure out how to study more often than once every 40 days

[gamblersdice]

A nice game for little bookworms

[smalltownbeancan]

taking out my gay little fancy boy sewing box to spend 2 days on a project that could be done in 30 minutes by machine again

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[flashcs5]

gay meth

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

Visit Original Link

Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[smalltownbeancan]

switching to linux is great if you want to feel stupid but be surrounded by people who are convinced you're some kind of computing expert

[smalltownbeancan]

Linux Guys are only so smug because they have forgotten a time when they knew nothing

[smalltownbeancan]

switching to linux is great if you want to feel stupid but be surrounded by people who are convinced you're some kind of computing expert

[elorein]

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[macleod]

How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bitorrent or utorrent.

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[smalltownbeancan]

the good news is I can use having a stomach ache as a convenient excuse (ignoring for a moment that I literally should stay home) but on the other hand I actually would like to go. This is my dad's fault for washing the car even though literally every time he does something bad happens

[smalltownbeancan]

Awake too early. Stomach ache. Have to go spend 5 hours in a car with no air conditioning later. Would quite honestly prefer to stay home but everyone is either passive-aggressive or openly jealous when I decide I don't want to be in a car for 5 hours. I feel like this would be very easy to translate into some kind of parable or allegory if I were trying to write a LinkedIn post