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Johnny is a whore and Doyoung is literally every nctzen trying to nonverbally ask for help from their bias while he’s wrecking their bias list lmao

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Reminder for all the young girls who read smut

Labia comes in all shapes and sizes. So don’t be ashamed if yours are bigger or smaller.

Yeast infections are normal and can happen to anyone, even virgins.

Vaginal discharge is NORMAL.

Vaginas are acidic enough to bleach fabric.

It’s NOT normal nor SAFE for vaginas to smell like sunshine’s and flowers. So leave it be.

Having sex has no correlation on how tight your vagina is

Sex is NOTHING like what pornhub posts or what smut tells you(lmao no shade, y’all the real mvp)

Sex is a beautiful thing. But it’s even more beautiful when it’s with the right person. So don’t feel pressured to lose your virginity quickly or have sex with anyone who you aren’t comfortable with.

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S01E11 / S07E03

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☆5HINee☆

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Be healthy and serve bravely💪

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When a cute mutual says they took nudes

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ion even know her but…

WE STAN

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everyone loves jungwoo

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I get that BigBang Seungri’s stans are upset and confused but I am SO done with people using Jonghyun’s (SHINee) name in connection with this case, used as an argument against calling out Seungri on his bs. First of all, Jonghyun is dead, show some respect people. Secondly, he was one of the purest souls in the universe, he would be DISGUSTED by this scandal. He is a person that kept his head down when giving water bottles to Girl Groups to avoid accidentally looking up their short skirts, he is the person that donated money to pro-women organisations and argued during award shows if GG werent treated with respect. He spoke out about Comfort Women, even though it could hurt his career in Japan. If you think he would get involved in this mess to save your fave’s reputation, you are wrong. Stop using dead person’s name. Stop even saying his name to protect your problematic fave. Jonghyun doesnt deserve any of this.

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diD YOu KnOW iTS NoT oKAy tO Be gAy?! UH oH!!

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I actually genuinely love dealing with angry and aggressive customers because it’s SO funny. They always come in with a specific level of energy and they expect whoever they deal with to be scared of them and then when I’m clearly not physically or emotionally intimidated they get SO flustered and start doing the weirdest shit to regain power in the situation. Like there’s absolutely nothing you could do to me in this coffee shop that would ever even make my Top 10 Scariest Interactions With People but by all means, keep faking that phone call to your boss who apparently knows the Starbucks mermaid personally.

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I also love doing it because I know all my coworkers can get really upset when people treat them like that, which is totally understandable. So instead because they know I don’t mind they’ll just call me in and then gather round to watch like it’s a boxing match