Hello, My name is Smarty

Ohana means you’ll never take me alive, He/They

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[citizen-zero]

rest in piss you hateful old cunt

[smartydoesstuff]

We are beyond thrilled to announce that we will be working with Leesta Vall sound recordings on a very special live session in the next few months. We will be making individual 7” direct to vinyl cuts of our music that will be available exclusively via preorder! Own a unique take of your favorite song or multiples! Just check the link below!

We're thrilled to welcome Long Island, NY's hopespeak to Live Sessions on March 19th, 2023. And this session is available exclusively via pr

[seainthestars]

Here are some of the animated gifs Santa Monica Studios have been putting out for God of War: Ragnarök

Sorry for the quality, tumblr only allows for 10MB gifs & these are quick & dirty rips straight from twitter which were already not great quality to start.

I'm assuming these are made to be used, so go right ahead & save & use however you like

Animator credits I could find:

Kratos making a heartshape & Kratos swearing about Valkyries by Dennis Pena, aka @/Boltfinger on twitter

Wolf paw slap by Grace Pan, one of the animators

Angrboda making faces by Jack Ebensteiner, aka @/AnimJack on twitter

Sweating Atreus by Kim Nguyen, aka @/KimbaWin on twitter

Thor sliding by Roberto Clemente, a senior combat animator

[smartydoesstuff]

Gimme a verdict here

[smartydoesstuff]

I always felt like Twitter was a necessary app. And really it still is for my band stuff. But I feel somewhat free that I’ve left. Place is kind of addicting.

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Hopespeak @ Massapequa VFW 11.8.22

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Gold Sounds gig in Brooklyn, New York

[mith-gifs-wrestling]

William Regal using “sunshine” to mean “asshole” is always a delight.

[memewhore]

[shred-cruz]

The Wonder Years // You’re the Reason I Don’t Want the World to End

[smartydoesstuff]

Greetings from Dadland, Population: me

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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[onion-souls]

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

[autisticexpression]

I learn so much on this website

[smartydoesstuff]

Is there a photo of Michael Crichton next to Wayne Knight?

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I wrote some music this year. These songs mean a lot to me and you should listen to themmmm

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I guess I’ve returned to tumblr.

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Hello again, New song from my band dropped a while ago. hope you like it!