Smarty Pants wife

ᛝ 4/25 ◟ 10000yr old trust ⊹ ˚ ◞ 𓊆 𐂯 Smarty Pant's wife .ᐟ 𓊇 Non-sharing (I block doubles) 𓈒 ຼ ͜𓐇˚ִִ𓈒꒱ (She/They) I go by Kyle or Ellie <3

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Here's some songs. For you and smarty

thank you! A lot of these are songs I actually really enjoy! (I also already had that beautiful sound on my yume playlist..)

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Maybe

Ya like it

it’s wonderful give me 10 chapters

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I feel like during your hoeny moon your lipstick covering his screen both both breathing shallow and heavy, smarty pants would say some sweet and spicy things, both of you making noises, while the rest of the toys are trying to sleep after that he would say " I'm glad you married me darling and need me to" you're smiling

did I just get a fanfiction in my inbox?

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my friend made this for me

She didn’t have enough room for his buttons

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The tech trio but as triple baka

Smarty is Miku of course

Yeah, atlas is Neru and snappy is Teto.

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”whos your favorite Toy Story character?” Hmm idk

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No one had touched him for quite a while, he could easily have become covered in dust. Bless you.

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”oh my god! You yumeship with smarty pants?? Ew, he’s a potty training toy! YOU MUST LIKE CHILDREN!!” HOLD YOUR HORSES OMG??

dear lord are we brain dead. I’m not even gonna tag this may this post find its way to you

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hi my good friend Millie drew this for me

Also just note nothing weird is going on this photo they’re just be silly, THIS IS SFW. (Yumeship art non sharing doubles DNI)

Besides that she wants me to sponsor her upcoming commissions, so yeah. SHES DOING COMMS!!! Her username on discord is rea_lavender GO GO GO COMMISOON THEM NOWWWWW

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smarty is just the “adorkable” troupe done right

now I don’t know if any of you guys noticed this but Disney and other animation studios have kind of leaned towards the “adorkable troupe” which is essentially just a character that’s nerdy, a dork of course, and awkward. But their little flaws are what makes them likable and endearing.

now I don’t really have an issue with this troupe entirely. But it’s a way that it’s presented now. It seems the idea now is the character is clumsy, out of place, and just a social wreck in general. If I could name one for example, the new protagonist in disneys new movie Hexed. Which I KNOWWW hasn’t come out yet but shhhhh

Besides that, I think the fact we meet Smarty in a pretty much drunken state of mind says a lot about what type of character he is. When he finally gets his batteries back in, instead of focusing at the task at hand, he focuses on saving his friends. I think empathy also plays a big role in “dorky” characters. Because despite their flaws they’re actually generally good people. But today’s modern characters that follow that adorkable ideal usually just seem to misbehave. Which they rarely redeem, so how does it even make the characters likable?

I think if I could compare a character to smarty, bear with me, bandit from bluey. They’re playful, energetic, teasing, but they’re both able to set boundaries and clear understand of what they expect. You know this is kind of what pisses me off about people calling smarty a kid, he’s clearly a middle aged man dude.

thank you for coming to my ted talk and please Disney, Pixar, etc…if you’re reading this…keep doing characters like smarty. THIS is adorkable.

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I think if smarty had the ability to shower without, you know, dying or something. He would slip and fall and just start crying immediately.

he’s such a fucking dork (in a good way)

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A bit ago my friend was trying to put some weird ass images of TADC character and I kept putting multiple photos of smarty pants over them

haha

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people will see smarty as the most straightest, hetero, cis guy ever or they’ll turn him into a queer icon, there’s no in between.

How do you think he’d react if you came out to transgender to him

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Some people are gonna be disappointed to know I don’t post about any other character besides Smarty Pants

DEAR GOD ITS ALL SMARTY PANTS

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I’m not sure how many Toy Story fans also like portal but I think smarty pants would immediately put a portal on the roof and one of the floor so he can dive into them

Like this

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Smarty pants the type of guy to slam your face into your birthday cake

also I’m running out of photos for him pls send me some

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can smarty pants run doom