Guzma relationship headcannons pt.1 (cus I have a lot of them)
requests are open!
feel free to borrow these headcanons, but please just tag me! (for credit and also I wanna see)
(I’ll separate the sfw and nsfw ones for yall cus I’m nice like that.)
SFW:
He loves just chilling on the couch with you and watching the tv. It honestly doesn’t matter what’s on tv, as long as he gets to be cuddled up next to you, he’s happy
SUCH a sweet talker. He loves calling you all sorts of pet names
SPEAKING OF PET NAMES
I feel like he’d call you baby/babe most commonly (the idea of him calling me babygirl is my weakness oml)
Sweetheart is another one that I feel like he’d say a lot too
If he’s feeling a bit soft tho, he’d call you names like angel, cutie, or sweetie
I see him as a guy to always have a hand on his lover
Whether it’s holding your hand, his arm wrapped around your shoulder, or just his hand resting on your lower back (hot)
While I think he’s definitely more of a “dominant” guy, he definitely has a soft spot for you and will tone it down a bit if the mood is right
Imagine it. He’s had a shitty day, he comes to your place and just melts into your arms, dragging the both you into bed so he can be pampered by you
He’s the kind of guy to find you extremely attractive even when you look lowkey homeless
You’re just walking around your place, haven’t had a chance to brush your hair or change out of a t-shirt and sweatpants, and Guzma’s trying so hard to not just pounce on you
He is a LOVER
If he loves you, he loves you HARD
I think his main love language would be quality time
Followed by acts of service and physical touch hehehe
If he ever hears someone talk shit or slander you, he is the first to try and defend you
He loves your Pokemon very dearly. That’s his children by association
Whenever the two of you hang out, y’all release your pokemon so they can play together :)
If you come from a different region than Alola, he ask about your favorite foods from back home, and than asks if you could make it for him
OR BETTER YET
He surprises you by making them, taking his time to find the best recipe from online
ok now it’s time for the evil side mwehehehe
NSFW:
He loves to eat you out
This feels canon to me
He also wants you to sit on his face
I mean…look at his nose
Dom-leaning switch, but I feel like he wouldn’t really be opened to subbing unless you two have a really deep emotional connection (demisexual type shit)
Like, if he’s able to be vulnerable to you normally, he’d be able to comfortably get into that headspace for you
LOVES doggystyle
Also loves cowgirl, both when he’s dom and sub
If you like a lil bit of pain, he’s more than happy to pull your hair or choke you while he rails you
He doesn’t want to hurt you too much though
That would break his heart
He does like it rough tho most of the time
But he also loves a bit of slow love-making
Morning sex WHO SAID THAT
If you consent to it, he would suck you off to wake you up
Technically somnophilia, but it’s always consensual
To my menstruating friends…period sex
He would be so down
So what if a little blood gets on the sword?
If it’s what you want, he’ll do it for you gladly
SOOOO vocal
Not necessarily loud, but he is definitely talking you through it
When he’s dom, he loves to give you the degradation/praise combo
“Such a good little toy for me”, “Get on your knees, sweetheart”, “You’re so desperate for my attention, aren’t you baby?”, “There ya go, good job. Such a slutty girl/boy.”
…you get the point
If you praise him, prepare to hear whimpers
Poor boy is NOT used to hearing praise
He loves it
Like a lot
You praise him while he’s fucking you? Well now he’s slamming inside you
He cannot handle it
Call him a good boy and oh god it’s everywhere
Especially when he’s sub
Speaking of subby Guzma…
He wants to be overstimulated by you
He won’t admit it obviously
He WILL beg for you if he really gets into it
Edge that man
ANYWAYS
If you wear his jacket with nothing underneath, he gets soooo turned on
Add his chain or glasses onto that and oh boy
And finally…
He wants to both tie you up AND get tied up
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