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[urie]

i love to have a hobby

[urie]

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

[paperplateprose]

writing challenge!

open up your document and put words in it

[mightbethesun]

;)

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[baatjr-deactivated20150830]

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[vamplire]

physically i am here. mentally i am vampire in europe.

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[nordlin]

[jenheadjen-deactivated20240221]

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

[anxietyproblem]

[velociraptrix]

women in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, and mischief)

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]