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[nuancecomprehender]

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

[memewhore]

[tha--snazzle]

BANDIT PLATE

[mytearsrricochet]

[daily-spooky]

[reniadeb]

Capitalist 1: Hey, it’s Pride month, should we do anything to support queer people?

Capitalist 2: I heard there’s a shelter for queer and trans kids who got kicked out that’s going to be closing soon due to lack of funding?

Capitalist 1: I was thinking more along the lines of an ad campaign where we just put our logo in rainbow colors.

Capitalist 2: That’s a much better idea

[thischarmingdog]

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[inzaghisgirlfriend]

Oh, Canada

[blackforestbride]

my body is a machine that makes headaches

[gaytanic-panic]

[allthespoons]

ai could simply never create a body of fanfictional work that is so revealing about the author that it borders on humiliating.

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I like your brain

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

[sicklyvicktorianboy]

if youre a vampire and you arent gay whats the point

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

I need to look at a body of water. immediately

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[funnyao3tags]

This is definitely my favourite so far, I love it, Fuck you Darren

If you're curious about the fic here it is

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???