Smeared Unicorn Poop

Rainbows and glitter spread real thin.

[ladyinterior]

Magnificent Trees Around the World

[kookybat810]

“Cute little fellow! Awkward, and helpless. Named him Gorbash, in honor of the contest. For it was rather gory, and I did get a bit bashed about.”

[isabelaoftheeasternseas]

Danielle of the woods ♥

[smearedunicorn-blog]

Yesssss.

[dailyfries]

[smearedunicorn-blog]

Nom

[haberdashmen]

[smearedunicorn-blog]

The bronco needs to come back.

[fuckjerry]

[curvefollower]

[bodypositivestatues]

It is time for a fucking revolution.

If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.

If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.

Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.

Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.

Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.

Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.

Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.

Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.

You want a fresh take on the classics?

Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.

For once.

Please.

[curxio]

oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

[talkmagically]

Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.

Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).

Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.

Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).

Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.

Put more pockets in women’s clothes.

CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

Amen to all.

[the-art-student-in-221c-deactiv]

NO MORE FAKE POCKETS 

[pleatedjeans]

[hippiesispunkz]

[pyramage]

[smearedunicorn-blog]

These are like... wedding gowns for villainesses. Nice.

[curveappeal-deactivated20161214]

Tara Lynn for Nordstrom 38 inch bust, 34 inch waist, 46 inch hips Badgley Mischka Ombre Shirred Maillot Swimsuit Zella Tinity Jacket and Move It Capri Pants City Chic One-Shoulder Dress at Nordstrom (in partnership with Shopstyle)

[bite-it-off]

[smearedunicorn-blog]

I love the rain.

[unamusedsloth]

[death-by-lulz]

Some of them look majestic in the sun.

[the4kings]

And then there’s the turtle

[sosuperawesome]

[lame-redheaded-girl]

the best kind of relationship is the kind where you two just cant not be touching or near each other. Theres no real boundary between their body and yours, you just need them close as much as you need your body attached. 

YES, YES PLEASE.

[mysticalmoonstone-deactivated20]

I have this now. I’m never letting this go.

[sparrowdeleted-deactivated20230]

Words can’t describe how much I miss this <3

[smearedunicorn-blog]

This is me & Benny.

[smearedunicorn-blog]

All zombied up for Replica Chicago.

[faggut]

[vintageux]

vintage/nature

[smearedunicorn-blog]

I <3 tree tattoos

[daghanaianchiq]

http://www.glassesandglitter.com/

[smearedunicorn-blog]

I love this outfit