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[smearstuck]

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About;

hi! im smear, and this blog is where i can have fun voice acting and doing stupid shit. there's going to mostly be homestuck stuff. i'll probably be posting stuff in character, cuz i love roleplaying XD also might produce original songs and stuff. all kinds of audio groups im currently in: @broadway-stuck, as @broadway-equius @rockstar-su, as @rockstar-jasper (still setting up)

casting call club.

request guidelines and links below.

Navigation;

how i tag things: acting group(if needed), character, singing or speaking, request (if it is new). feel free to just search and they'll come up. here's a list of what is most common so far:

WHAT: original, broadway-stuck, request

WHO: nepeta, vriska, equius

HOW: Singing, speaking, fic, skit,

MISC: Ask, request queue, feedback, MY FAVORITES

Requests;

have a request for a song, skit, or just wanna hear me attempt a character (even if its not homestuck)? feel free to send an ask <3 if im not interested ill kindly turn it down. ill post the actual ask when i get it, so its in a public queue. will post requests as they're done.

loose guidelines to requesting: please include the following, if you want something specific. ill go with personal preference otherwise.

what character(s) you'd like done

if you want a song or skit, maybe even a fic reading if it's short

songs: tell me if you want me to write a parody, or just cover the original. i can also write original stuff, it'll likely just be a cappella.

skits: choose a theme if you want! or just pick a few characters and see what i do. or you can show me a script and ill do it if i like it.

fics: you can request me to write a short fic (under 1000 words) and voice it, or link me to an existing fic. if it is long, choose a specific part. and again, if it's one you wrote, ill do it if I like it!

soundscapes: like this one!

I accept themes that are sexual or gorey, but I won't do straight up smut. If you want that, DM me and we can talk $$ XD

Collabs;

my dms are open if you wanna do something with me :3

Using and reposting:

fell free! please just credit me, and link to the post if able. show me what you make, if you use it for something :3

Also! I am open to constructive criticism, suggestions, or praise.

[broadway-equius]

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D --> That concludes the double feature

D --> Happy Quadrants' Day

[broadway-equius]

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[broadway-dirk]

Welcome SAHCon goers and non-goers! I have a special little show for you, courtesy of myself and @broadway-equius- A dear fellow equestrian in their own right. The lyrics, are unchanged, and the art is also by dearheart @0w0, a spectacular appreciator of the hoofbeast form.

I hope that this finds you well- And if it doesn't I hope these help a little.

[broadway-equius]

D --> A pleasure as always

D --> I still think we should use a super conductor

[broadway-equius]

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D --> I'm the one who brought it down

[broadwayy-kanaya]

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Sco+rge O+f The Sea Bane O+f My Heart Happy Quadrants Day I Ho+pe Yo+u Ro+t

(Art And Background Vocals Provided By @broadway-equius )

[broadwayy-kanaya]

Another Duet With The Lovely @broadway-equius The Cover Art Was Created By Equius As Well Thank You Again For Lending Your Talents <3

[broadway-equius]

D --> Mhm

D --> Save some for everyone else, Valentine

[broadway-equius]

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8==D Uhhh

8==D @broadwayy-kanaya

[broadway-equius]

D --> Double feature

D --> From the perspective of my ancestor

[broadway-equius]

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D --> A duet with @broadway-jade

D --> Thank you for your patience with me

[broadway-equius]

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D --> This is an oldhr recording

D --> Enjoy it nonetheless

[broadway-equius]

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D --> Apologies . There are... Cusses involved

D --> Thank you to @broadwayaradia for lending her voice and radiant sense of humor

D --> Picking up my slack, rather

[broadway-equius]

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D --> Greetings

D --> I have wanted to share this demo for some time, and the perfect opportunity has arrived [none]. All of the parts in this are sung by me, and where a guide for the lovely chorus and our June, when she was with us

D --> You can hear the completed version on here. There are also lyri% and more credits on that post as well, do give it a look. I wrote the lyri% and it did the editing for the project

D --> Apologies for the audio quality

D --> The art is a collaboration between @lyricalkarkat and myself

[broadway-equius]

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D --> Hello

D --> Sahcon, 6pm est

[broadway-equius]

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D --> A completed request

D --> Thank you for singing with me, @broadway-nepeta 🔷

[broadwayaradia]

greyscaleAngel herself actually suggested this to me and equius and well

i have to say i loved this song a lot more than i thought i would 0_0

it was lovely singing with you caballineToxophallic

lyrics

ARADIA(BOT)

I feel, I feel you Breathing down my neck, breathing down my neck I don't, don't know What you could possibly expect In this situation, so I'll wait, I'll wait For the emotions to flood, emotions to flood Pick us up off the floor What did you possibly expect In this situation, so

EQUIUS

Slow down Now we're both perfect shades of Dark blue, dark blue Have you ever been alone in a crowded room? When I'm here with you I said the world could be burning, burning down Dark blue

ARADIA(BOT)

Dark blue Have you ever been alone in a crowded room? Well, I'm here with you I said the world could be burning 'Til there's nothing but dark blue Just dark blue

EQUIUS

This flood (this flood) This flood is slowly rising up Swallowing the ground, beneath my feet Tell me how anybody thinks Under this condition, so I'll swim, I'll swim As the water rises up, all is sinking down And now all I can see are the planets in a row Suggesting it's best that I

ARADIA(BOT)

Slow down That sky's a perfect shade of Dark blue, dark blue Have you ever been alone in a crowded room? When I'm here with you I said the world could be burning, burning down Dark blue

EQUIUS

Dark blue Have you ever been alone in a crowded room? Well, I'm here with you I said the world could be burning Dark blue I was boxing

ARADIA(BOT)

You were boxing for scars

EQUIUS/ARADIA(BOT)

I was boxing (you were boxing)

ARADIA(BOT)

While I reached for the stars

ARADIA(BOT)/EQUIUS

And then meteors flew o'erhead (hoo)

EQUIUS/ARADIA(BOT)

And took the power lines, the power lines (hoo)

ARADIA(BOT)/EQUIUS

And now it's me and you (this could last forever)

EQUIUS

And the whole world can't recover

ARADIA(BOT)

There was nothing we could do It’s all dark blue

EQUIUS

Dark blue, dark blue Have you ever been alone in a crowded room? When I'm here with you I said the world could be burning, burning down

ARADIA(BOT)

Dark blue Have you ever been alone in a crowded room? Well, I'm here with you I said the world could be burning Now there's nothing but dark blue If you've ever been alone You'll know

BOTH

Dark blue If you've ever been alone You'll know You'll know

[hellaverses-rosie]

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Well look at that! I figured out how to post. Let me know what you think! I'm open for requests 🌹

Lyrics:

Caravan of Thieves- Eat you

Cause you're my chocolate covered strawberry 'Cause you're my piping hot pastry Dreaming about the moment that I own you Love you to the bone

'Cause you're my vicious but delicious cheat A heart attack lip smacking sweet I don't deserve you either way I'll serve you Finally I got the nerve

I go hungry every night But not this time around

I'm gonna eat you You're my desire I'm gonna sharpen all my teeth and build a fire I'm gonna eat you Cook and defeat you I'm gonna breath you in my lungs and make you mine

'Cause you've been sticky with your tricky words And I would crumble like a humble bird But now you're so tender with an ear I can bend and tell you how I feel

I go hungry every night But not this time around

I'm gonna eat you You're my desire I'm gonna sharpen all my teeth and build a fire I'm gonna eat you Cook and defeat you I'm gonna breath you in my lungs and make you mine

You delicate young delicacy You consummate hot consume You grossly beautiful grocery You exquisitely sweet cuisine

I go hungry every night But not this time around Not this time around!

I'm gonna eat you, you're my desire I'm gonna sharpen all my teeth and build a fire I'm gonna eat you, cook and defeat you I'm gonna breath you in my lungs and make you mine