birdhouse in my soul

no one understands no one knows my plan [He/Him] 21

[despazito]

[smellovisionstatic]

I am oh so big and round and gassy with ideas but no one wants to hear any of them :/

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[smellovisionstatic]

I think it would be very fun to manifest a razor thin unbreakable wall directly behind my car while I’m being tailgated and watching the Fuck F150 get bisected behind me

[smellovisionstatic]

My favorite toy lately is to make plans and then cancel them over and over and over again

[smellovisionstatic]

Remember years ago when you had a cavity you’d get a silver/metal filling? Now they don’t even do that. “Oh goodness looks like you’ll need some cavities filled in! Prepare for suburban cuckold white!”

[funstyle]

[uraniumglassgirl]

dating apps r making me feel asexual i dont want to look at these creatures.

[smellovisionstatic]

hey reddit is it fucked up/cringe if the guy I was seeing (who just got out of a years long relationship) gets back with his ex, but I just continue to hang out with him, assuming their relationship will fall apart again

[achillesinhighheels]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DID IT SEEE ???

[smellovisionstatic]

Tuna melt? No I think they swim usually.

[smellovisionstatic]

Pissed off because I was on the toilet trying to think of a fun way to turn the word "Animosity" into something like "Anima-city" like an Animal City like some kind of city where instead of people it's animals like some zootopia or bojak horseman shit but there's probably not a good way of cleanly linking those two things in the way I wanted. Anyway I might I have hemorrhoids

[uraniumglassgirl]

im so used to being poor and exclusively being friends with poor people i get surprised learning people with nice wardrobes are buying everything full price and new

[loveridden1999]

i want everything without doing anything

[smellovisionstatic]

Creating a new restaurant with the name “Tasty So Good You’ll Love It!” And the only food we sell is well I’ll never tell

[smellovisionstatic]

Wrote a long post about a small detail in some isekais I've seen that upset me but it's like complaining about how eating dirt makes your breath smell bad: that's probably not the worst thing it's doing and also stop doing that.

[ratfuck]

they should make a bird who's call sounds like a hard fart on a leather couch

[despazito]