birdhouse in my soul

no one understands no one knows my plan [He/Him] 21

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

READY PLAYER TWO THEME SONG LEAK

[bgm05]

[smellovisionstatic]

Started watching tokyo ghoul and I've just started season 3 and yet I still haven't gotten used to them being called ghouls yet. The word ghoul is just so funny to me like imagine a scene of a crying woman embracing a man and with a trembling voice declaring "I-I'm some... kind of ghoul..." and not finding that funny. A ghoul in my head is either a yucky thang that lurks in the shadows or a politician

[smellovisionstatic]

Hacking the guy next to me in Jeopardy’s Neuralink, replacing his mind palace with a Gaussian splat of the inside of a Chili’s

[smellovisionstatic]

Setting my gender to nonbinary on Hinge so I can see all the straight guys' profiles that have their 'attracted to' set to women and nonbinaries because they can only conceive of a nonbinary person as an alt but quite femme afab so they can see a dude like me and lose their erections while flipping through in the breakroom

[smellovisionstatic]

Watching a "character breakdown" on GLaDOS from Portal and shouting You Don't Get It You Don't Understand A Fraction Of A Percentage Of A Portion Of A Fragment Of An Ounce Of Anything Man You Just Don't Get It She's Lezzing Out She's Literally Just Getting Some She's A Complex The Size Of Brooklyn And You're Inside Her What Are You Going On About She's Her Own Person And She's A Robot And A Building Stop Bringing Up Cave Johnson This Isn't About Him We're Halfway Through An Hour Long Video You're Just Talking About "Lore" Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are

[vee-dmsr]

[smellovisionstatic]

Every time I leave the bathroom and approach a family member and start saying something like “you know how…” they always groan at my shit because they know I’m about to launch into an extended metaphor to explain the quality/quantity of the shit I just took

[smellovisionstatic]

Every time I need to RSVP to an event or some such I usually wait until I'm absolutely sure I can go which means I put it off for a few days, but if I'm trying to see who all is going to an event in a month and there's only 2 people on the list I want to start rearranging furniture

[smellovisionstatic]

They don’t even let you be horny on deviantart anymore

[dorothylarouge]

The Gay Mask: Ssssomebody top me!

[orteil42]

i don’t want all these social media abstractions anymore. i want full skeuomorphism. i want web profiles to feel and look like little custom-furnished houses i can visit. i wanna visit my friends online

[orteil42]

and i mean this in a ultima online animal crossing way not in a facebook metaverse way

[orteil42]

give discord servers more physicality… it needs to have *rooms* not just “rooms” y'feel

[orteil42]

you check your messages; there’s a new gift notification. it’s a little pixel teapot a friend of yours made. you proudly display it in your intro lobby next to your shitpost corner

[orteil42]

you can right-click on anything you like and have it in your inventory to do whatever you want with. there is no marketplace, no exclusive ownership, no celeb-sponsored item events. it’s been 3 years since you’ve last heard the word “fungible”

[smellovisionstatic]

Stayed up all night for 0 reason before work who’s ready for random sudden increases in body heat and nausea and vertigo

[rybieradio]

Mama balloon dogs and the balloonlings

[dmsr1234]

all my friends are he/thems take it slow...........................

[dogpuppy]

[smellovisionstatic]

Sometimes I watch some like. Streamer highlights. Like the best moments from a given streamer's past few streams. Sidenote: I do not understand anyone who watches Twitch streamers especially if they're popular enough to have people clipping them and uploading them to youtube. Anyway there's this one youtube account that uploads a lot of compilations of streamers I like and sometimes I binge watch them but each video is only like 15 minutes long and at the end of every single video the outro is the sound of really loud and scary monkey noises and I get scared in the same way 8 year old me did when cartoon network turned into adult swim and the robot chicken intro started playing