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hi my name is torie

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[realhousewivesgifs]

My employer reading my work experience off my resume

[eyeofpsyche]

[wickedwonderlandd]

Come pick me up I hate it here!

[spectrometrie]

things i made very stoned and don’t remember doing

[shadowpeoplearejerks]

The Great Gatsby

[guooey]

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

[kaijuno]

[vibewars]

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[scundered]

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hsmderp-blog-blog]

[salesonfilm-deactivated20180514]

[trashwizard]

[sethalapod]

[ghxstadvxntxres]

[omghotmemes]

Everyone liked that

[peachdoxie]

Miles Morales was instantly relatable in the first 30 seconds of his appearance in Into the Spider-verse when he only sung along to like 28% of the lyrics to Sunflower and just mumbled random syllables to the rest.

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[tordenvejr]

learning how powerful it is to say “this is what i feel” and “this is what i want” and firmly standing by it

[60st]