beat go off? i nut and then my meat go soft

starr. Lem of Nade. 27

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[uraniumglassgirl]

its just really hard to have coworkers because they just want to talk about chatgpt and love island and their ugly husbands. instead of interesting stuff

[gorps]

[bbyhog]

I never understood, what was the monkey supposed to represent?

[crescentalice]

netflix? oh no, I don't have that. we're listening to modern baseball on the porch and drinking until we pass out <3

[aceynk]

sometimes i think im a fruit fly so i hang out in the appled cider vinegar traps but then i remember theyre deathly and i leave

[extremelyspecificmemes]

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[simzart]

Party Knight. ⚜️

[flipchild]

You. It's been a hard day, hasn't it? Clench your jaw. Lock your knees. Stiffen your arms and tighten your shoulders. Curl your toes into the earth. It's not gonna be okay. Pretty soon this day will be a pleasant memory of how much less painful it all was ❤️

[eskewcity]

what if we kissed on Penis Trail in the abandoned town of Centralia, Pennsylvania

[tastylemonbread]

i saw the peepee grow

[sillyfoxjade]

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[kficc]

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[innerchildabortionclinic]

careers under capitalism

helping elderly people: one dollar

Senior Torture Manager: $1,500,000,000/yr plus benefits

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people