Buy Yourself A Drink

[telojuropordior]

[legallyblonde]

[thespinyechidna]

smellslikelithium you know who I’m thinking of

[smellslikelithium]

i actually have no idea

[neonjungleworld]

[chessiedarlington]

what about cakes

cakes have layers

[goshpenny]

FUCK

[whatsappstatus-posts]

[nicotineintheafternoon]

I’m totally punk rock but like a sleepy and cuddly kind of punk rock

[fitzgeraldquotes]

I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, More Than Just A House (via young-wanderer)

[ahsrecaps]

Jessica Lange- age 27 ; 1976

[smellslikelithium]

"I KNOW HOW TO FAST FIND, I JUST DON'T LIFT, BRO."

[adapto]

[animatedtext]

[fassyy-blog]

[smellslikelithium]

it really really bothers me that guys think girls don't watch/read porn, let alone masturbate

[fuckoffstraightpeople-blog]

cat people: dogs are cool too dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

[thespinyechidna]

caprisunandrocky this pretty much sums us up

[onlytwitterpics]

[vampirewknd]

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

[budacub]

Put the sticker back

[interruptingpanda]

It actually got worse.

[vgfm]

It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting, dismembering, and disemboweling one of their young and then dumping their own pureed excrement inside of its scraped-out body cavity for the purposes of a cannibalistic feast.

[quinn-against-ddlg-deactivated2]

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

[dog-heaven-deactivated20161117]

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

[bleachdalilah]

PLEASE EXPLAIN

[sleepingcrybaby]

whAT

[milkychancefans]