[dovv]

[itzalandevore]

Wild googles

Images by kody

[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[miniaturize]

you've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[isopodcore]

commission for a ko-fi supporter!

[psikonauti]

Fedot Sychkov (Russian,1870-1958)

Beauty in a crimson scarf, 1930

Oil on canvas

[dralta]

By atropomorph. 

[depsidase]

[sainamoonshine]

Let me tell you a story.

My husband recently left his job and started looking for a new one.

A particular company, who wanted his skills very much, actually contacted him three times when he posted on linkedin that he was looking for work (three different people DMed him without talking to each other lol).

When the CEO said « please send me your resume », my husband replied: « you HAVE it. I sent it weeks ago!! »

The CEO went « wait, what? How come I didn’t see it go through, you fill 100% of the job description?? ». Then he checked the resume filter algorithm, who gave my husband’s resume 4% and auto-rejected him.

They are no longer using automated processes to sort resumes.

[stuckinapril]

[xanaxfarts]

Yohji Yamamoto: ‘Bat Sweater’ Autumn/Winter (2008)

[wumblr]

now that the statute of limitations has expired, i can say that during the pandemic, my apartment complex at the time tried to change the laundry room hours to business hours, and i very calmly and quietly went down, took a cinderblock off the garden wall, and threw it through the glass door. and it stayed open til 9pm, and we never heard about changing hours again. sometimes you have to throw a cinderblock in a very businesslike manner, i'm saying. this is a negotiation, among stakeholders, and i would like to make clear that the cost/benefit balance sheet used to make the decision to change the hours was missing a variable

[yourheartinyourmouth]

what the fuck kind of laundry room has hours????

[chuwenjie]

letting go

[renemoth]

and it's pretty amazing to be something, at least

[coffee-and-cusswords]

sorry for being indecisive, I haven’t had any prophetic dreams to guide me in a while

[mochiwei]

Day 6: Fear

Print available here!

[hyrude]

i love to learn about my cat i love to google “should you trim cat last claw? trim all cat claws? cat last claw called? cat fifth claw? cat claws labelled. trim cat dew claw?” and then say hi graham i learned something about you! your weird claw is called a dew claw and it will not be worn down by regular walking so it is extra important to be diligent about trimming to prevent it growing into your paw pad! and he bites me and bites me

[hyrude]

i wish graham could google. maybe he’d google “human skin thickness? humans skin cut bite? humans red line arm leg? how hard bite humans? human pain tolerance? human vs kittens safe play” and then he would say mads im so sorry i didnt realize that humans are prone to injury from skin punctures. we should engage in remote play through means of toys as you were suggesting