SmerchBagel

Welcome to SmerchBagel! Run by RuralJackdaw, this blog is very, very Smerch. Lots of pictures and videos. Ricky and Karl feature a lot too. For more information, check out the About page.

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Stephen Merchant does the Ice Bucket Challenge

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I find this funny, mainly because a few minutes ago, I was talking about how Steve shouldn’t shave his beard because his beard is important

and then this happen

dammit steve, you don’t look a few minutes younger

you look like you went back to when you were 20

(which is fine, but really, keep the beard)

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he said the thing

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HAPPY 39TH BIRTHDAY, STEPHEN MERCHANT

Happy b-day to the perfect man that’s ruined my life <3

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Photographed September 12, 2013, Beverly Hills, California.

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"shut the fuck up" i say audibly

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♫ Someday you’ll see I’ve been gross

I’ll stay that way until

But if I don’t post this smut then no-one will ♫ 

In which I am once again guilty of creepy objectification

also amused that the second capture looks vaguely like the bottom-left corner picture of these pin-ups Bonka made once (kinda NSFW?) (sorry Bonka)

I tried to find a gif of the Merchant from Aladdin getting hit in the face by the camera going “too close, a little too close” in response to the third capture but I failed :(

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Stuart and Jessica. Although the show is about so much more, I find their relationship amazing. Stuart, because he doesn’t see her as a potential mate, is completely normal and charming around her. They are only roommates but act like an old married couple. Both are desperate and lonely, and both are going after the unattainable. 

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how dare he lay on a character that shares my name AND look this fucking CUTE i am OUTRAGED i am INCENSED i do not NEED THIS in my life

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Stephen Merchant as John Hurt’s character Kane in Alien

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This is the best picture of Stephen now, hands down

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Visit Original Link

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morons-facts-explosions-space:

killerhuggbees:

wumbojackson:

COME HERE CUTIE, FLIP HER AROUND IM GUNNA WORK DAT BOOTY

omgomgomgomgomg

*dead*

shakin’ up that room since 1974

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A collection of flower-crowned Stephen Merchants for all of you lovely people to enjoy. 

Made by: foreverasmerchette

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"It’s all about the models and bottles."

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Full size here because it exceeded the 10 MB limit, whoops. God I hate him so much.