I have absolutely no idea

[evilsanlang]

"in north korea they teach kids to hate america since birth" wish I had had formal training too I had to learn to hate america all by myself

[bluwubewwy]

Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

[smetyiac]

being spun around by a gorgeous girl named centripetal force

[horreurscopes]

the kind of horror novels i want: What If The World Was Made Of Living Flesh That Spoke To You In Visions But You Still Had To Go To Work. What If One Day All Reptile Species Became Erased From Existence And Only You Remembered Them. What If There Was A Portal To Dante's Inferno In The Grocery Store Frozen Isle

the kind of horror novels released by the dozen: Frank's father died and left him a house in his eerie hometown. moving in with his wife just might saeve their marriage... but something strange is asunder . ghoust

[larval-tear]

🟨

anerican choese

[babeyknife]

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck

[smetyiac]

whenever I feel nostalgic I put on the skyrim soundtrack playlist and simply vibe with it until I either fall asleep or transcend the physical realm to become one with the music

[alivehouse]

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

[smetyiac]

[sermna]

Experienced several previously undiscovered emotions today because my (conservative) mom said being gay is a choice because SHE likes women too but she simply chooses not to acknowledge it

[smetyiac]

reminds me of that time I came out to my mom and she was like "no you're not gay, when I was in high school I kissed my girl friends too, and I found them very pretty and attractive, but that's just a common straight girl experience"

I mean, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, so......

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

Ich als Kind: "Mit 25 bin ich bestimmt voll erwachsen!"

Statusbericht: Ich esse dieselbe Torte wie vor 20 Jahren und bin emotionally invested in eine Seifenoper für 10- bis 14-jährige

[argisthebulwark]

being insane over an OC you haven't created content for is so absolutely fucked. it's just me standing in the middle of my room while my brain is scrambling itself over the Big Man i purposefully created to my specific tastes.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

In English, we say, "Reality."

In TES, we say, "Legends don't burn down villages."

[smetyiac]

"So long, 'F'. So long, my sweet Nate. I will miss you. Ferociously so."

Mark Dunn, Ella Minnow Pea

[meetmyeternalsoul]

Oh to be a cat sleeping in a music shop

[smetyiac]

currently thinking of the absolute BANGER this GODDAMN SONG IS OMG

[smetyiac]

coping mechanism: scrolling through hashtags on tumblr about failing classes to not feel bad about my grades