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Kate, 31, she/her, previously free-piza. Extremely Online. On here since 2011.

[gremlininho]

[chemdoodles]

1x04. "I think I will find someone else."

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[thecryptkeeper]

i love women

[angelkarafilli]

Stained glass window

[lakemojave]

I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu

Hello???

[lakemojave]

Anon bb come back i can change for you

[wickedsick]

[feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish]

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

[anarchistmemedistro]

62 8

[technofeudalism]

[g00burr]

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

[anarchistmemedistro]

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[gailcarriger]

[mutinsfromthemoon]

they’re doing one of those fun videos interviews with the communications intern. the guys walking through the tunnel before hitting the ice and drawing question from a cup the intern is holding. shane picks one and reads it out loud “if you could spend a day with anyone in the world, who would it be?” and he doesn’t even hesitate “i already do that” and the intern is like “wait what do you mean?” and shane gestures vaguely in ilya’s direction and ilya that was right behind him with troy and others centaurs, just open the biggest grin on his face and all the guys start groaning and booing cus they’re disgustingly in love and can never be normal about each other

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[mobydyke]

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

RIP Sisyphus he would've loved emails.

[swanfloatieknight]

Der langjährige Deutsche-Bahn-Fahrer rechnet nicht nur mit Verspätungen und Zugausfällen, sondern er nutzt sie zu seinem Vorteil

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]