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This happened after I brushed my teeth

Me: *brushing teeth*

Me: *hears knocking on bathroom door*

Me: *opens door and goes to room* Did you knock?

Brother: …

Me: …

Me: (In my mind) IT WAS PROBABLY DEATH *laughs*

#funny #story

PokemonGO sTORYTIEM PPL

JESUS CRUST. So, today I met up with my friend and we were just walking around our neighborhood. She was telling me a story about how there were just fucking HERDS of people playing the game, walking around at 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. LIKE WHY??? SHE ALSO TOLD ME THAT LIKE IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘HEY, THERE’S A [insert pokemon] BEHIND THE SAFEWAY!’ THEN THE WHOLE FRUKING HERD WILL JUST RUN TO THAT SPOT. I MEAN WOULDN’T THAT BE FREAKING TERIFFIYING TO SEE. THE POLICE IN OUR COMMUNITY ARE STILL GETTING CALLS TO THIS VERY DAY ABOUT CROWDS OF PEOPLE JUST OUT AT 2AM. AFTER THE FIRST TIME THEY WENT TO CHECK OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON THEY STOPPED RESPONDING TO THE CALLS. LIKE THEY GO CHECK OUT THE SCENE ONLY TO FIND A WHOLE FLOCK OF NERDS ALL TOGETHER LIKE. THAT’S PRETTY FREAKING FUNNY(to me at least) YEAH, sTORYTIEM OVER PPL. TELL ME YOUR FUNNY STORY IF YOU HAVE ONE. *aKwArD tHuMbS uP*