It's cool

👽I want to believe👽

[seurious]

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[thenordroom]

[partydrugs]

Hayden Williams

[railroadsoftware]

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

[eatingdirtforfunandprofit]

pure of heart!!!!!!!!!! dumb of ass...............

[tokitae]

[nacht-schade]

[sputniksea]

[qumi]

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

[ladyshinga]

I used to think the idea of aliens having human zoos was horrifying but honestly if a bunch of aliens want to watch me sit and watch Netflix all day in a cozy little environment where I don’t have to pay for rent or food and they have human-specialist doctors on hand as needed, IDK, like. I’d be all right with it.

[nechii]

[mistocho]

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches

[hymnsofheresy]

jesus, trying to explain to his disciples about his own fate:

[was-here]

[nourrice]

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

[nourrice]

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

[8j]