Nope, Still Homestuck Trash uwu

[smilefantrolls]

Smile... going to sleep!! :0

catch y'all tomorrow~

[assassinregrets]

the main difference between the women’s cup and the men’s cup is that when the ladyballers fall down they just get up and carry on playing instead of sobbing dramatically as though their limb was severed by a combine harvester

[wemakeourownmovies]

reminds me of this absolute gem:

[mommabearclarke]

that was so satisfying to read

[vaffanculo-stronzo-deactivated2]

The number one way to propose to someone:

[catboycrimsonrain]

I… i don’t understand.

[pillowbedhead1]

photoshop?

[phrux]

do you even farm

[coffuu]

shameful

[totalspiffage]

Looks like we got a city slicker here, folks

[brittsmemes]

Put a 💙 in my ask if your muse wants a romantic relationship with mine.

[zillyeh]

And We’re Shopping!

[smilefantrolls]

> You lean back and sit upright in your chair.

I feel like you sell yourself @ little short, Miss Suv@c. Hmmm… I suppose I’d s@y E@st @lterni@ is more… cultured? When I w@s there, @ single empress ruled, @nd she lived l@vishly. I w@s p@rt of her h@rem, @ctu@lly, so I mostly know @bout the p@l@ce, not re@lly the countryside @nd wh@tnot. 

[zillyeh]

Nah Y’m pretti lame when yt comes to doyng shit. That sounds pretti cool, though! Y’ve never seen anithyng even remoteli lyke that yn person.

What was the palace lyke? Yt haaad to have been gorgeous.

[smilefantrolls]

> You sigh pleasantly at a memory

It w@s @bsolutely l@vish. I’ve never seen @nything quite like it @nywhere else. It w@s t@steful, too, our empress w@sn’t g@udy. Gold @nd fuschi@ @ccents everywhere, wonderfully c@rved columns of @ncient se@dwellers (the ones with the fins). The p@l@ce itself w@s @mphibious! H@lf of it w@s underw@ter. I wish I could h@ve seen th@t p@rt. 

> You cough once you realize you’re rambling like a love-struck debutante. 

@hem... In @ny c@se, I wish I could go b@ck @nd see it just once... Her m@jesty’s bedroom w@s @lso quite the tre@t.

[zillyeh]

And We’re Shopping!

[smilefantrolls]

I’m gl@d it’s to your liking! @nd I wouldn’t worry too much @bout neg@tivity here–people just w@nn@ e@t in silence.

> You put down the menu and rest your head on your hands.

So, Suv@c, tell me @bout yourself. You seem like quite the interesting person, if you don’t mind me s@ying. 

[zillyeh]

Aww iou thynk Y’m ynterestyng?

>You snort and tap your nails against the table top.

Y don’t realli do too much? Y lyve wyth mi rayl yn a pretti much abandoned hyvestem aaand Y usuali wear glasses but Y sat on ‘em a couple dais ago, so.

>You shrug.

Iou probs got more ynterestyng shyt to talk abouuut. Whats East Alternya lyke? Y’ve never realli been out of the cyti.

[smilefantrolls]

> You lean back and sit upright in your chair.

I feel like you sell yourself @ little short, Miss Suv@c. Hmmm... I suppose I’d s@y E@st @lterni@ is more... cultured? When I w@s there, @ single empress ruled, @nd she lived l@vishly. I w@s p@rt of her h@rem, @ctu@lly, so I mostly know @bout the p@l@ce, not re@lly the countryside @nd wh@tnot. 

[bela-lugosi-butch]

I get turned on by people with money and nice cars.

[zillyeh]

And We’re Shopping!

[smilefantrolls]

> You guide your shopping companion to the cafe and seat yourselves at a table for two near the window in the corner. A waitress comes around with two menus and then leaves.

I @dore this qu@int little pl@ce. It’s @lw@ys so tr@nquil. I recommend their soups. 

[zillyeh]

Y’ll keep that yn mynd! Y usualli never eat around the places Y shop too much, Y get enough looks yn store…

>You flip through your menu, pulling your shirt up some so you aren’t as indecent when you slouch.

Yt ys cute yn here though! Y’m totes a fan of cafes and shyt lyke thys.

[smilefantrolls]

I’m gl@d it’s to your liking! @nd I wouldn’t worry too much @bout neg@tivity here--people just w@nn@ e@t in silence.

> You put down the menu and rest your head on your hands.

So, Suv@c, tell me @bout yourself. You seem like quite the interesting person, if you don’t mind me s@ying. 

[zillyeh]

And We’re Shopping!

[smilefantrolls]

> You give a wry smile and decide not to press the matter.

No p@rties to @ttend? I feel @s if West @ltern@ doesn’t promote g@l@s or b@lls @s much @s E@st @lterni@ does. M@ybe my view is skewed though, I w@s cooped up with highbloods @ll the time…

> You spot the nice cafe a block down that you know is run by a nice tealblood.

Would you like to gr@b @ bite with me? I’m @bout to go down to the c@fe down there.

[zillyeh]

Naah, least Y don’t get ynvyted to anithyng. Mi hyghblood fryend ayn’t exactli socyal wyth her cast, i’know. There’s a wynter thyng around twelfth perygees tyme, but eeeveryone can go to that.

>You shrug and glance over where she’s looking. Oooh, you were planning on eating out tonight… Not as close to here as that is, but still.

Myght as well! Lead the wai.~

[smilefantrolls]

> You guide your shopping companion to the cafe and seat yourselves at a table for two near the window in the corner. A waitress comes around with two menus and then leaves.

I @dore this qu@int little pl@ce. It’s @lw@ys so tr@nquil. I recommend their soups. 

[zillyeh]

And We’re Shopping!

[smilefantrolls]

> You shrug your shoulders

Th@t’s quite interesting. @ bit of @ sh@me, though, you’d look quite lovely in th@t gown. I’d love to see you in it.

> When in doubt, flirt your way out. Or rather flirt your way to get what you want. It worked back in East Alternia.

[zillyeh]

Aww, iou’re sweet.~ Maibe Y should run back yn there and see yf Y got enough on me to get another one.

>You chuckle and put your ring back in its bag, and that in your fanny pack.

Or Y can just borrow yt off her. She doesn’t mynd sharyng what she ayn’t wearyng. Not that Y got aniwhere to go yn pretti shyt lyke that.

[smilefantrolls]

> You give a wry smile and decide not to press the matter.

No p@rties to @ttend? I feel @s if West @ltern@ doesn't promote g@l@s or b@lls @s much @s E@st @lterni@ does. M@ybe my view is skewed though, I w@s cooped up with highbloods @ll the time...

> You spot the nice cafe a block down that you know is run by a nice tealblood.

Would you like to gr@b @ bite with me? I'm @bout to go down to the c@fe down there.

[smilefantrolls]

Chehan Megara WIP

[kronnoandfriends-blog]

^^ *h, my muscles *che– Perh*ps I should t*ke * bre*k from *ll the work I’ve been doing. ^^ ^^ *dmittedly it’s difficult to rel*x when there is so much to do. ^^ ^^ But I suppose it h*s to h*ppen some time. ^^ ^^ Wh*t remedies muscle p*in…? ^^

[smilefantrolls]

P@rdon my intrusion, but perh@ps @ good m@ss@ge would help. Just my two cents.

[angstmemes]

Reblog if your muse can speak more than one language.

[zillyeh]

And We’re Shopping!

[smilefantrolls]

Th@nk you very much!

> You take the bag and can hardly stop yourself from grinning. Soon you compose yourself and thank the clerk, then exit with Suvac.

So, th@t’s @ctu@lly your c@sh, isn’t it? Th@t dress seemed to be your size, w@s it not?

[zillyeh]

No problem!

>Shhhit you can’t tell her the truth. At least you can pass off your filthy lies as truth, how else would you have one this?

And naaah, Y actualli met her shoppyng? Or, almost got ynto a fyst fyght more lyke. We both wanted the same dress yn the last of our syze. Somehow Y became her personal shopper, but hei, Y’m not complaynyng.

>You take your ring out of its bag and try it on again. This will totally fit Baz’s chubby little fingers. Probably.

[smilefantrolls]

> You shrug your shoulders

Th@t's quite interesting. @ bit of @ sh@me, though, you'd look quite lovely in th@t gown. I'd love to see you in it.

> When in doubt, flirt your way out. Or rather flirt your way to get what you want. It worked back in East Alternia.

[asterismalvixen-moved-deactivat]

*rolls my url to u despite not knowing you that well ovo*

ahh hello!! i dont know if we’ve ever actually talked?? but i’ve been seeing you on my dashboard lately n you seem nice! plus i like seeing your characters.

[smilefantrolls]

aaaahhhhh thank ;w;

[loganecholled-blog]

send me a tumblr user's url and I'll tell you what I think of them

[zillyeh]

And We’re Shopping!

[smilefantrolls]

Th@t sounds like @ good ide@.

> You grin at her and feel like you’ve found a kindred spirit. It’s not every day you meet someone you don’t feel like swindling the pants off.

> You head over to he counter with her and place the hairpin down.

[zillyeh]

>You practically skip yourself over to the counter and drop your ring next to her hairpin. The cashier is practically gritting his teeth when he speaks.

“Will that be all for tonight, ladies?”

Aaactualli Y was wonderyng about that dress over there! The syze mi fryend needs ysn’t in this store apparentli and she wanted me to pyck up somethyng pretti for her sooo bad. Y’m on a kynda personal shoppyng tryp tonyght, see.

>You bat your eyes at him for good measure, and you see his eye twitch. His expression softens a little bit, though, when he realizes you are not here on your own cash.

“Of course… Let’s see if we can order that before anything else…”

>You and he get your dress sorted out and he assures you it will be around the store within the next week or so. You pay for her pin and your ring with your ridiculous hoard of cash and get separate bags for the two of you.

There’s iours, Chehan.~

[smilefantrolls]

Th@nk you very much!

> You take the bag and can hardly stop yourself from grinning. Soon you compose yourself and thank the clerk, then exit with Suvac.

So, th@t's @ctu@lly your c@sh, isn't it? Th@t dress seemed to be your size, w@s it not?