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Reasons hockey is the best sport

1. After every win they hug their goalie, despite his performance, because he did his best and he deserves a hug

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And the Oscar goes to…Joaquin Phoenix!

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autumn in chinese garden

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Lil Nas X performs onstage during the 62nd Annual GRAMMY Awards

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It’s better to have nobody than someone who is half there, or who doesn’t want to be there.

Angelina Jolie (via quotemadness)

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decorated my grad hat!!!!! :)

#san jose sharks #hockey #nhl #erik karlsson #graduation #this was soooo much fun to do omg #and stressful #because i had this idea in my head for a while #and then i got so busy it slipped my mind #and i remembered it the morning of my graduation so i RAN TO MICHEALS #AND GOT EVERYTHING I NEEDED #and put it together in like 30 minutes #i was gluing erik on the car ride to my graduation ceremony lmao #but it was so fun #i love it so much #its hanging on my wall rn #definately something ill remmeber forever #also AYYYYYY YA GIRL HAS A BACHELORS

gonna post pictutres of my grad hat im fucking excited

HELLO EVERYONE IS 12AM AND IM JUST HERE TO SAY I FUCKING GRADUATED LAST NIGHT (!!!!) AND IM FUCKING BACK ON TUMBLR HELL YEAH I’VE MISSED THIS SO MUCHB

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I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.