Half Agony, Half Hope @orangecuties - Tumblr Blog

nhl lie blog. like a gossip blog but instead of wag information everyone just starts spreading misinformation about nhlers. for example: brady tkachuk can read and write

avantgarden-er

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

bombsights

we have omegaverse destiel at home | THE BOYS 5.05

bonus (likely thing for the world’s first omega to say):

synfullewrecche

Fujoshi wife fills her house with chintz knowingly

warningengine

atavus-blog

Sigmar Polke - Agate Windows in Grossmünster, Zurich, 2006

toriel-2

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

beiph

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

miles-tails-prowers-crotch

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

theterribletenno

I'm not going to fuck my computer

phyrexian-phucker

I'll do it for you my liege

mousenemy

fuckyeahxfactor-blog

New 'Bootcamp' boyband.

According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.

The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik

(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.

Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,

jasper-rolls

did anything happen with this

akindplace

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

delphinidin4

byjove

dying in a pickleball accident is so hilarious to me, that is almost worse than dying on the toilet

byjove

he looks like the kind of guy to die in a freak pickleball accident

byjove

If they are assassinated, the right gets to treat them like a martyr and use it as further justification to oppress dissidents. If they die in a freak pickleball accident, the right is too busy telling people it is not funny to actually do anything.

i-will-write

Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and write fanfic”

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and write fanfic”

Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and write fanfic”

Me at 27: “god I can’t wait to go home and write fanfic”

pentapoda

Every time someone comments on my old fic, i feel like I'm an old actor getting paid residuals. Appreciate you, old-fic-commenters. Key source of emotional income, tbh.

solsticelosthermind

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.