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[lassoway]

‪starting to think one direction: this is us (2013) might not win best picture at the oscars ‬

[almostconstantlyawkward]

This post gets funnier every year

[twitblr]

[glixbitch]

[angelic-dove-deactivated2018121]

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

[somecutething]

Orange ball!! ORANGE BALL!!

[klefable]

one chatty sensitive cat

[klefable]

look at him

[pettankogothgf]

i would die for rusty

that little “MROW- mew!” at the end

[mycoins]

hey man, i gotta go to the bathroom, hold this for me

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

ok 

i’ll make sure he’s safe dont worry

[sabertoothwalrus]

this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he’s only 14 weeks old. He’s half the size of an adult cat and he hasn’t even lost his baby teeth yet

[sabertoothwalrus]

He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck.

[sabertoothwalrus]

Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,,

[sabertoothwalrus]

30 WEEKS. 7 MONTHS.

14 POUNDS.

THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE

[sabertoothwalrus]

Hello it is Time for Another Update!!!

It is June 18th, 2018. Half-n-Half is now 10 months old. Last I weighed him (like 2 weeks ago?) he was over 15 pounds, but he’s not gaining weight as rapidly anymore. Regardless, he’s still Big

[sabertoothwalrus]

GUESS WHO’S ONE AND A HALF AND WEIGHS 17 POUNDS

THIS FUCKIN MAGNIFICENT GUY!!!!!!!!

HALF-N-HALF!!!!!!!

[jxhn-mulaney]

the ULTIMATE unit

[mellifexfarm]

Most dogs aren’t safe to have around chickens. But in this case, its safe and beneficial! These Maremma sheepdogs are specifically bred to guard livestock and do a great job. 

[rarihacks-deactivated20200708]

T HE CH I C KE NS AR E NER VO U S

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A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.

[biff-donderglutes]

dude u look like shit

[kiixiies]

She…

[caden]

imagine youre a shark swimming around lifes not great but youre expecting ‘well i only gotta do this for 20 so years’ and then you just dont die 

[jungwildeandfree]

this shark is full of piss her life is just fine 

[actuallycrying-deactivated20190]

If ur stressin over some boy just know he’s not worth it. ur too good for him

[butchelves]

[anyonebutalex-deactivated201306]

[unclefather]

stylish yet illegal

[justcatposts]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[pattinsonsupremacy]

googled “brie larson wearing a burger king crown” and got brie larson wearing a burger king crown

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying