important to note, I did not make a single thing up. like I’m not even joking about things here.
Trigger warnings: child abuse, blood, cutting, hanging, suicide
the gang is blaming Clarke again. nothing new here.
Octavia is siding with Bellamy, that’s kinda new
Clarke walks away from them and they let her? okay
so Clarke’s in the forest, talking to the chip, being sad and all
ALIE appears there and has her minion attack her but Roan comes to save the day
why is Roan here and how did he find her, no one knows
so he takes the chip from her and Clarke points a gun at him
lmao he literally just pulled the gun out of her hand and throws it away (this is hilarious I actually had to pause to laugh)
Roan wants to give the flame to Ontari
but oh wow, Bellamy comes in with a gun to save the day
by save the day, I meant shooting Roan, he shot him.
so they go to Arkadia, they hold Roan as a prisoner and Clarke tries to persuade him to give the flame to Ontari,
slytherin and Good Earth Cleavage™ Clarke at it again
so Clarke plans to kidnap Ontari, get the chip out and put the flame in her
I don’t see how this could possibly fail
Miller got 10 seconds of screentime (Dat LGBT Rep™)
Roan and Octavia stood next to each other, I heard blarkes ship this, ew
they leave for Polis, but ALIE is there so I assume someone is chipped
they come near Polis and split up, Clarke going with Roan
if you didn’t know that this show was a joke, Clarke just said she trusts Bellamy
Jasper doesn’t know what a motherboard looks like like wtf
Jasper is jealous Harper and Monty had sex? idk
surprise, Jasper is chipped (no one saw that coming)
he stabbed Monty in the stomach with a screwdriver
dat Minority getting hurt again
lol he’s literally running full power, apparently stabbing doesn’t work if you’re a guy
Jasper is literally acting like a zombie wtf
in Polis, Roan takes Clarke as a fake prisoner, all gagged and stuff
the gang is covering them with guns (classic Bellamy)
15 second Briler interaction (by that i mean talking about raising chickens)
Bellamy saying they’re not there to kill anyone cause they’re not the enemy (LMAO)
so Jaha goes to meet Clarke and Roan
I swear I read this all in a fic
Roan’s like “who are you” lol
anyways they’re surrounded by grounders (including the gang) so they all get locked up
KANE JUST KILLED ROAN WHOA that came out of no where
Monty is still alive (power of being a straight male) and helping Raven
zombie Jasper still knocking at the door (he literally sounds like a zombie, all slowed down and shit idk maybe they thought we really liked F.TWD)
Jasper blaming Raven, classic feminist show
Clarke is brought to the throne room and Abby is waiting for her there
fake hugging happening but Clarke is smart
“what’s the pass phrase Clarke” - like wow she’s not dumb
they chained Clarke up to that pole (like they did with Emerson)
when Clarke asks her to tell them to stop, Abby says it’s not them but that she’s doing it and literally opens a bag fool of torture tools/med stuff idk lol
I can’t believe I’m seeing this shit with my own two eyes. it gets really fucked up from here
Clarke refuses to talk, Abby takes a blade and literally stabs her in the chest (like it’s shallow but there’s a lot of blood and Clarke screams)
Clarke begs her to stop the whole “this isn’t you!” thing and she cries
Abby stabs her again and twists the knife in her before pulling it out
when she refuses to speak Abby tells ALIE that her friends are her weakness and they should start with Bellamy
cut scene, with the gang, Nathan and Octavia are getting beaten up
Murphy, Indra and Pike show up to save them and shoot everyone
Octavia tells Indra that Pike killed Lincoln
Bellamy gives a speech and Pike gives him a gun (gun buddies 4 life ♥)
Pike shoots a grounder and Bellamy yells at him lol
so only Murphy and Bell go up to save Clarke
some bro talk happens, nothing important
Indra defending Pike while Octavia cries
Kane comes shooting at them, hits Pike and Bryan (damn that minority attracts bullets like crazy, huh?)
Octavia grabs him and points a gun at him instead, knockig him out
they threw a bomb at the grounders that were approaching omg
Bell and Murphy get attacked in the elevator
Murphy gets choked but Bellamy saves him by shooting a grounder in the head (nice shot of blood splattering on the wall)
Pike was shot in the stomach but he is still managing to fucking pull that elevator up I can’t this is too good
Jasper is still talking shit but Raven does some sciency stuff and.. gets the code back up? she looks for the kill switch
Harper shows up & Jasper attacks her (that feminism) and takes her gun
fucking triggering shit again
Jaha prepares a noose so that Abby can literally hang herself in front of Clarke while she watches
Clarke begs her to stop, Abby says that ALIE isn’t what’s killing her but Clarke is and asks for the pass phrase again
Abby kicks the barrel she was standing on and actually hangs herself while Clarke screams
you can see her like literally swinging in the air and choking while Clarke cries and apologizes, few of these scenes tbh
Ontari kneels down and Jaha hits her with a metal pipe (?) directly smashing it against her head, you can see blood splattering and all and she falls down, totally knocked out
ALIE says damage to her brain is substantial but she’s still alive
Clarke is begging him to stop
Abby is still swinging in the background
Bellamy and Murphy manage to get inside, shooting Jaha and knocking him out, Murphy takes Abby down and she’s barely alive
shot of Ontari on the floor and bleeding out (similar to the one of Lincoln) and she bleed out so much blood, literally lying in a pool of it
Clarke tries to save her but she’s “brain dead”
another shot of Ontari, the camera zooms in on her head, it’s gross
That’s it. There was no Lexa in the promo.
Reminder that the finale is rumored to be the most triggering episode so far (confirmed by Javi, Christopher Larkin (Monty) and LJ insider. Rumors also have it that it will be way worse than 307 so please don’t give into Jason’s queerbaiting again.
Please don’t watch live in any way. If anything, don’t watch it for the sake of your friends who might be triggered and be ready to give them support if they might need it after.
I will be posting the recap on @lgbtviewersdeservebetter as soon as the episode is over. Check that, check the gifs and if you must, torrent it later.
Please be safe and be there for rest of the clexakru who might get triggered.
Please DO NOT liveblog or interact with actors during the episode. They will most likely be blogging about it and use the official hashtag so interactions with them will count as you supporting the twitter trend instead.
