Smog121

I'm 75% funny 40% of the time.

[enrique262]

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Current mood: old guy in Viridian City laying in the middle of the road and blocking all northbound traffic because he hasn’t had his coffee yet

[camquat]

[pussypopping-on-a-headstand]

Whats your pussy taste like?

Red Lobster Cheddar biscuits.

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

Dry and flaky????

[pussypopping-on-a-headstand]

You must have me confused for your mother sweetie.

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

You need to stop worrying about peoples moms and get ya metaphor game up. Of you care about ya pussy you shouldn’t compare it to something you get just for walking in the door. :)

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[zayoken-deactivated20140215]

[atribeonaquest]

😂😂😂

[okayysophia]

[thabootyscholar]

I was JUST thinking bout this no lie

[ohitsliyah]

[memewhore]

[alolanmerman]

[tinderofficial]

NOOOOO OMFG

[fericirelaplic]

🌱 🌱 🌱

[stealingasippycup-blog]

[queerist]

GOD TWEETS

[regularlesbian]

me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse* barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted me, hoarsely: this is flour

[melodylesbian]

[markv5]

Когда приехал от бабушки

[dustingrayves]

the caption says “when you come home from grandmas” and honestly?? y

[lesbiangaara-deactivated2017052]

has there been any new su news

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

No the soviet union is still gone

[violainebriat]

check out all of the characters stand alone on my fanart tumblr : http://veestrainingcamp.tumblr.com/ So I’ve been slowly working on this idea for 6 months hahah.. I was like “oh CARTOON NETWORK SHIPPUDEN ! that sounds cool. I’ll just make a lineup with (almost) every CN franchise and dress them as Naruto characters”. It makes no sense haha, but I had a lot of fun, and it taught me a lot as an artist to work with all these different styles. I looked up prices to print out posters, and I found out I could print OK quality A2 size (33”x23”) and sell them for like 9$ (not including shipping). Would you be into that ? you should PM me if peeps are interested I’d totally do that :)

[brandon-robbo]

This is amazing

[gif87a-com]

[starskykarofsky]

For anyone not so familiar with cat behavior, this cat is out of its mind excited to do this. It’s much more rare for cars to wag their tails but it means the same as it does when a dog does it. This cat is curious and proud and playing. It keeps looking at its owner too, like “LOOK AT ME, DAD” and it’s so rare to get videos of cats this happy. This is fucking rad

[dendrytes-deactivated20211218]

Nope.. wagging tails means anger or irritation in cat body language.

[pangur-and-grim]

hey y’all, hope you don’t mind me stepping in!

you’re both right :) a wagging tail means the cat is highly stimulated (think coiled spring, ready to go off). depending on the situation, this can be interpreted differently - just like people can smile nervously at job interviews vs. happily grin at friends.

in most cases, it’s safe to interpret overstimulation as ‘you’re doing something to amp up the cat & it wants you to stop’ (ex. unwanted petting). it should be seen as a warning; all that pent-up energy COULD be released as a swat or bite.

BUT in this case, that tail-wagging ‘frustration’ is the stimulation that comes from problem-solving (where can I jump? is it safe to go here?) and the excitement of play. it’s good to be wary of ‘cute’ animals vids, but this seems like an unproblematic video!

[fluffy-shenanigans]

I’d like to add to this–just look at world-famous box-loving cat, Maru, who wags his tail every time he stuffs his body into a box or other small object. He’s clearly not about to attack the person behind the camera! It’s definitely based on stimulation, but more to the point of “ahhh FINALLY I’ve gotten into the small space, now how do I get the rest of me inside”:

[weezley]

i love everything about cats ever always

[ruinedchildhood]

[marcosclopezblog]

Please, reblog this good Toad.

[smog121]

Toad got them legs to push the Kart pedals