K8lyne

Now I lay me down to sleep I'll count these pills instead of sheep. If I die before I wake, I pray for peace my soul to take.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Rocks are just lava ice cubes.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I drink alcohol heavily I’m called an alcoholic, but when I drink Fanta nobody calls me fantastic

[just-shower-thoughts]

If someone gets stuck on 1-1 in Super Mario Brothers, they’re having first world problems.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder if my cat thinks the delivery guy is my owner because he brings me food.

[just-shower-thoughts]

So many crimes would be solved if pets could talk

[just-shower-thoughts]

If ancient Rome had newspapers, the obituaries and the sports page would have been the same.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Spongebob had come from a country other than America, we’d all look at it and say “What the fuck am I watching?”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Insurance companies are like betting agencies. “I bet you $50 a month you won’t crash your car, but if you do, I’ll buy you a new one”

[frequents]

You.

love (via frequents)

[m00nlight-equilibrium]

[khemicalvex]

yes

[violetindigoqueen]

Lmmmmaaaaooo

[i-bid-the-moon]

BUT HE DIED THE SAME DAY HURRICANE SANDY STARTED

[theawesomeadventurer]

OH SHIT

[the-mourning-after-pill]

[calmforcoffee-blog]

[shelovesplants]

I just love this

[owlloveyoulots]

[lilherblover]

Morning Os

[andthesorcerersstoned]

Want some bud? 😍

[weedstop]

[lilherblover]

Os

[lilherblover]