Ashley Elizabeth

23 | US

[n-or-way]

[c3po]

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

[thebootydiaries]

sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache

[bofransson]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

[lucindagoose]

unrestrained winter fun

[arte-arte-deactivated20200608]

[teenscoolest]

[bled]

by Matt Talbert

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[alisonzai]

[landofcool]

[fromthecrypt]

My cat: *kneading his blanky*

Me, in tears: do you even know what good bread you would bake

[sonypraystation]

saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lematworks]

[peachy-angel]

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

me: where’s the toilet?

New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight

me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street