[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

[mels-nature-blog]

Found thousands of tadpoles on my hike, thought tumblr would enjoy bustling tadpoles in these uncertain times.

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[witchydreamhome]

[demoniac]

[stars-bean]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[renamonkalou]

[animatedtext]

[residentevildash-moved]

no more gender just console wars alignments

[residentevildash-moved]

yes pc gamers piss their pants next question

[corsolanite]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

straight and gay siblings hanging out

[dwugaddict]

Are you kidding me, regular meowth is gay too

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Grumpy gay & glamor gay

[catchymemes]

[musingsmaybemumbles]

This is better than any action movie ive ever seen

[snakelinksonic-deactivated20130]

Roar of Time and Spacial Rend

[cyberdungeon]

I love this

I cannot explain how much I love

[caejosecae-deactivated20160822]

HOLY SHIT

[suave-groudon-deactivated201802]

OMG yes it’s back. I love this, bruh.

[redbeanporridge]

I want more gifs depicting Legendary pokemon’s signature moves like this

[easypeasypumpkinkiwipumpkinpie]

does anyone wanna 👉👈 run over a cop in the my chem car??

[sandandglass]

[dewogong-blog]

I’ve been trying to find this gifset because this is relevant now more than ever.

[bauske]

holy crap Adventure Time

[marauders4evr]

So my brother and I were just talking on the phone and we realized: Aang might have mastered all four elements but Sokka mastered the non-bending styles from all four nations!

He already knew how to fight with Water Tribe weapons/regalia:

Then, in what’s likely the first Earth Kingdom village he’s ever visited, he learned how to fight with the Warriors of Kyoshi:

When he reached the Northern Air Temple, he was able to tap into the philosophy of the airbenders and realize that the best way to win a battle is to avoid face-to-face confrontation by instead using creative means (and the sky) to take down your opponent:

And finally, when he reached the Fire Nation, Piandao taught him how to forge a unique weapon and hone his swordsmanship:

Sokka learned all four non-bending styles!

Really puts Iroh’s quote into a different context:

“Understanding the other nations will help you become whole.”

[bumblebeug]

All I can picture is Sokka writing down his learning and creating an ATLA version of Sun Tzu’s Art Of War

It’s lauded as both the most insightful view of battle strategy AND as a lighthearted book of laughs. A book for everyone.

Bonus: Wan Shi Tong obtains the book and let’s out the deepest sigh when he sees who the author is.

[lmaonade]

best tumblr glitch of all time 

[ubuyo]

[bladesrunner]

V FOR VENDETTA 2006 › dir. James McTeigue