Man.
It’s super illegal. Girls can’t even walk around with no shirts without getting in trouble.
Even in New York? I thought that place would be totally cool with boobs.

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Man.
It’s super illegal. Girls can’t even walk around with no shirts without getting in trouble.
Even in New York? I thought that place would be totally cool with boobs.
I wouldn’t want your ego to get too enormous.
Even when I accidentally shoot you in Call of Duty? Why not? It’ll be fun. Besides, we could practice on lamp posts outside and weird every passerby out.
Fine. Keep me level headed, I guess.
Even then, but only 'cause you do that cute sorry face when I look at you afterwards. Alright, yeah! Why not! Lets do it. We can be like famous street pole dancers in New York! People will wanna take pictures with us.
It’s true. Brown haired people can’t just pass it back and forth telepathically like us. And don’t even get me started on people with red hair!
We're really lucky we're blondes in that case. What happens if I, like, dyed my hair? Would I lose the power?
You’re kind of adorable, you know that?
I was just messing with you.That’s good to know. Oh no - If I do it, you’ve got to do it, too. Deal?
Just kind of?
Oh, good. 'Cause I always want you. Wait, I have to do it too? I mean, I think I would make a pretty awesome pole dancer
I must have been hogging all the blonde brainpower again. It sucks that we have to share it.
It does but at least we can like transfer it back and forth and help each other out! Like you just gave me the great idea about Cheetos.
Man.
I know, but as amazing as my body is, I can’t walk around naked at school. I need clothes to wear.
Yeah, true. Isn't that illegal? Except for at certain beaches.
I bet if you bought them Cheetos they’d give you the other 16% too!
You're probably right.. I don't know why I didn't think of that!
You can still get points for that!
And you don’t want me all the time? #offended. But I get what you mean - I could always take pole dancing classes just for the shits and giggles but then again, I have no money and I doubt Mom would pay for me to do that.
Awesome! I'll take them.
No! I totally do. I just meant in that moment, I wouldn't be able to restrain myself. We can just like get a pole dancing class on dvd or something for you! Then you can do it in your own house
Umm… Who invented Pop Tarts?
I know, right? I told her we’d be there. I’d obviously drag you off the stage to get a little bow chicka wow wow into our schedule if you were dancing in your underwear on stage.
Oh man. Okay you stumped me on that one. I do know that Toaster Strudels were invented by that chick's dad in Mean Girls.
Awesome! Yeah, that totally makes sense. I know if you were wearing next to nothing dancing on a stage I'd want you. That'd be real sexy.
Prove it.
I dunno. The worst case scenario is that they’re going to play a bunch of sex games. I’m glad - It’d be pretty hard to watch you perform.
Uh, ask me a question! A tough one. One you would think long hair Sam wouldn't know and I bet I'll get it right.
That's worst case? Let's go! Why would it be hard to watch me?
That’s super awesome, Sam! Did your parents agree to your plan?
They're like 84% on board with it!
Glad to hear it.
That’s an interesting theory. By the way, ‘Tana and Britt are having a game night soon - wanna go? Do you want to be a stripper?
Theory? It's true, Quinn. A game night? I'm totally down for that. What kind of games? No, no. I've seen Magic Mike and that seemed a bit intense for me.
CALL → FABREVANS
QUINN: Mmkay. See you, babe - I'll swing by tomorrow to help you with the whole studying thing.
SAM: Awesome! Love you, bye!
I’m extremely proud of you. Is that better?
I don’t know; something about you just seems different now, but it isn’t bad at all. Though you could honestly be a model with your physique.
Much better!
I think it's that I'm smarter. It's like when my hair fell off my brain could breath just a bit more. You think? I was thinking more of like a stripper.
CALL → FABREVANS
QUINN: I love you too, buttface.
SAM: Good. I'm gonna go and get high now to celebrate my parents being totally cool with the whole GED thing! So, I'll talk to you later. Okay, babe?
Man.
I should be packing for college, but all I want to do is watch movies with my girlfriend and eat pizza. Why do I have to be a responsible adult?
You should just eat pizza and hang out with Britt. Packing seems really lame.
That sounds like a good plan to me. I’m sure Quinn would love that.
I have an even better plan now, Santana! I'm gonna try to move to New York.