Emo Unicorn Factory

🖤Still stuck in my 2005 emo phase🖤 ❤️Agender/Pansexual❤️ ✔️They/Them✔️

[brontes]

the part in eclipse where jacob says “sorry, I don’t have any leeches on speed dial,” and edward replies with “you could have reached me at bella’s house, of course” is so savage y’all edward took no prisoners

[diet-bathwater]

current top ten best tutter moments 2022

[controversiallycallie]

I absolutely love public teasing. Sitting in a restaurant, running fingers up your partners thighs and watching them automatically readjust how they sit. Sliding your hand under the waistband of their panties, and hearing that little gasp as they struggle to collect themselves.

Sneaking off to the bathroom to have sex, fear pushing adrenaline, but only needing one stroke for that fear to dissipate.

[gwhost]

“Be a good girl and cum.”

“Cum like a good girl.”

“That’s it, just like that baby.”

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[urdxd]

babydoll, you really expected daddy not to touch you while you slept? you were just so pretty laying there all spread out for me, princess. if you didnt like it you wouldnt have gotten so wet, hm?

[brutol]

im going to bed for a week

Straight boys be like

[squidfuckr]

“?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”

[keeper0fthestars]

[daily-billhader]

(149/?)

[artactually]

It's really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

Like, this is Loki

And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

This is Castiel

And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

Simple

[anarchopuppy]

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

[ten-thousand-bees]

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr.

[monker4444]

never clicked the reblog button as fast as this.

[gonegonegoneeeee-deactivated202]

i died

[cadeathens-deactivated20210112]

This is the funniest post I’ve come across 😂

[smol-bb-enby]

Omg I love this website 😂

[pinkakuma]

[chuckandblairdaily]

[goodbaby18]

😊🏳️‍🌈💙♠️

[bittersweetpeachlemonade-deacti]

NEED CUDDLES FFS

[wittlebittykittykat]

All I want is to lay in a pile of blankets while someone who cares about me gently pets me and we munch on snacks and watch tv

[littledropsrainfall-deactivated]

[mymindsmadness]

When he’s trying to talk dirty, but hits a real insecurity 

[amysticmistake]

MC is going to go get her hair done

*she goes to walk in but sees two familiar faces*

MC: oh my god is that zen and jumin

MC: thEY'RE GETTING THEIR HAIR DONE TOGETHER?

Jumin: You know, I'm glad we made up.

Zen: Me too, you're not that bad trust fu-

MC: *runs in while taking pictures on her phone* ME THREE I AM ALSO GLAD

Zen: *falls out of seat* NO MC DONT SHOW ANYONE NBONONONONONONONONO

MC: I'M ALREADY SENDING THEM TO SEVEN

Zen: NOOO OO O O O O. O OO. O O O STOP

Jumin: You're ashamed to be seen with me, zen?

Zen: No it's - it's not that just you know you got that... gay rumor thing and I just don't want the ladies to be put off

Jumin: *stands up and puts his arm around zen* MC take a picture quick

Zen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MC: oh my god best day ever

[thiswholethingisadisaster]

Dating Lip Gallagher Would Include…

✨Being with each other through everything

✨Debbie and Carl always coming to you for advice

✨The entire Gallagher family loving you

✨Great sex all the time

✨Late night talks about the future

✨You both being exited to start a family together

✨You didnt fight that often

✨But when you did it was bad

✨Like not speaking for days bad

✨But after a while you’d apologize to each other

✨Make up sex

✨Hating Karen

✨Babysitting Liam with Lip was one of your favorite things

✨Convincing him to go to college

✨Being estatic when he got a full ride

✨Helping him balance everything in the beggining

✨He loves to read to you at night weather its his text books or an old English book he had laying around

✨Never keeping secrets

✨Sexxxx

✨Being so sweet and caring afterward

✨C U D D L I N G

✨Lowkey shipping Gallavitch

✨Being protective of each other

✨Getting in trouble together

✨Being his rock

MASTERLIST