BEES

:)

[xphaiea]

Georges. Liautard

[door]

Georges Liautaud (Haitian, 1899–1991), Untitled, n.d. Cut and hammered oil drum, 24.25 x 16.75 x 1 in (61.5 x 42.5 x 2.5 cm)

Private collection, on p. 105 of this exhibition catalog.

[jennamoran]

you would honestly think we could get along with skeletons as a class considering we all have a personal dedication and fealty to one particular skeleton each and will literally throw our bodies in the way of anything that might hurt it even though it's often more durable than we are. Like some people won't even do that for their kids. And yet. And yet. And yet.

[jennamoran]

they have literally found people's beloved skeletons in human graves buried right there with the jewelry and plastic flowers and such that is not something you do with something you do not love

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[catboybiologist]

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

[cabybapa]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[vonlipvig]

the most accurate description of university life tbh

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[svartibaldur]

[smokeweedeattherich]

I'm convinced Mythbusters needs a reboot. Misinformation or mythinformation if you will, is at an all time high. We NEED the show that promotes critical thinking to come back. It doesn't need the same cast, in fact I think it would be better with some fresh faces. Imagine all the good it would do if you could just show your crazy uncle the Mythbusters reboot episode that debunks his anti-vaxx conspiracy in an easily digestible and entertaining format.

[lonelyroommp3]

some time last year in a daze i signed up to be a community notes contributor on twitter, and i have not used this ability once in any meaningful sense, but i do appreciate that it sometimes provides me with exclusive advance previews of muppet discourse

[elodieunderglass]

I’d approve that one, it adds context

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

#also even if he wasn’t an actor. why would his son being a frog be sketchy just bc he’s married to a pig #maybe his frog son just took after him more heavily. maybe his frog son is from a previous relationship. #accept love into your heart and you won’t find suspicion in places it doesn’t belong to

im sorry @greytune you cannot leave this in the tags

[saulwexler]

Hey did you draw that evil feminist caricature to warn men how their wives would act once they got the right to vote? Illustrator: sure did boss. real sexy, just like you asked.

[ulan-bator]

[a-wizard]

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

[jackabbot]

[wiigiwaamcore]

Wait I have a real version of this

THOSE ARE ALL REAL WEBSITES

[clonehub]

AND i maintain that force dyads are stupid. this shit is an arranged marriage. and looking at it from a feminist perspective, it's an absolute nightmare. you are bound body and soul to a man who tried to kill you. it's your destiny to have hallucinations and out of body experiences with a man who tried to kill you, who tried to force himself into your mind, who committed genocide, who massacred a village of innocents, who killed his own father and watched his own mother die. you, a woman who's just become an adult, are immediately, permanently tied body and soul to a man who's been shown to have violent outbursts and who glorifies a genocidal fascist.

[clonehub]

AND he was running a slave army at the same time? yeah im killing us both

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[beastoftheblackhole]

I was also compelled

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you can be a shapeshifter but once you change your shape you need to remain in it for at least one week taking the deal?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onMay 12

[shirufox]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*