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i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours

Saying that banning guns would cause people to use knives and trucks is like saying we shouldn’t cure cancer because some of the survivors would die from heart disease or car accidents.

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Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

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No like… I just used this to figure out the globe I have is from 1952-1953.

I could never figure it out before.

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@feltelures

nauticalradical

i slowed down the audio of this vine and it now seems like the dog turned of the lights and freaked out the camera man

sonypraystation

this man is being murdered and you cowards just sit and watch

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toast-potent

you can only reblog this post if your tumblr icon fits these guidelines

mylordshesacactus

As a writer, you should try to give your villains plausible motivations, backstories, etc. A villain is much more interesting if they think they’re the hero of their own story.

As a DM, this is still great advice in theory but in practice you should ABSOLUTELY NEVER DO THIS because your players will discover your villains’ tragic backstory, look at their motivation and find it sound, and end up adopting the villains, going rogue from the Celestial Intervention Agency to avenge the wrongs done said villains and ensure their freedom, accidentally kidnapping the President, and plunging Gallifrey into a civil war.

notagiraffe

This is… extremely specific

cleo4u2

I love this post

eskiworks

Kitten Bee

A tiny predator to hunt mosquitoes, aphids, and other pests for you! Keeps company with bumble bees and honey bees, purrs are very smol.

Prints - https://www.etsy.com/listing/550051517/kitten-bee-print

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eskiworks

You messed up

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A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

curlicuecal

oh shit my laundry

mishafletcher

reblog to save someone’s laundry

sheshitsinsilence

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Gregorian monks singing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.”

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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

reichenballs-moved

Why is this a thing that exists?

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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

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“on the boooooolovarrrd of brooookennnn dreeeemmsss”

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I turned this on and at that moment my roommate opened the curtains, and I immediately had this epic video in my head of us cleaning our apartment, and raising a castle around it with hammers and magic.

elodieunderglass

I’ve introduced so many people to Gregorian: the best way to do it is to slip it into a normal playlist.

geobrarian

This is the soundtrack of an angel that was thrown out of heaven unjustly and is existing on earth, and being tracked by an adversary, while an angel friend is preparing to come rescue him.

kickingshoes

I. LOVE. THIS.

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This is a “band” called Gregorian! They have whole albums of covers of popular music! Their cover of “Hurt” by Johnny Cash is my transcendent fave.

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You ever just think, like, what the fuck is going on?

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the bots have reached peak relatable

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we all know who did this

showerthoughtsofficial

Despite having zero desire to ever kill anyone, I spend half of the time watching true crime shows thinking about how I’d do it better. I’m a total backseat murderer.