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i don’t get how guys in this day and age still freak out about periods. like it’s a natural thing we girls bleed once a month. but that fucking menstrual cycle later on wound up contributing to creating u so stop being such an ass about it and man the fuck up. you want me to start squirming at you when you get a boner ? yeah that’s what i thought.
the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure
every person who reblogs this will grow a new bone. Ha ha have fun!
LOVE my new bone
if i reblog 21 times do i get 21 new bones
i don’t get people in TV shows. like this one character just threw his dress shoes down the garbage shute and his wife laughed. like wtf those shoes were probably expensive. if i don’t eat leftover rice and wind up throwing it out my mom gets pissed at me.
rules of shopping
go to store and try on shirt and think "omg so cute!" then go home and put it on and realize "wait..not as cute as i thought" but keep it anyway and then every time you wear it after that it gets less and less cute
is this what the entry to heaven looks like
what does this mean
whenever i'm really sad i just start laughing out of natural instinct to make myself feel better and it really confuses everyone
perfect gif use
The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.
this is just a normal waffle house
there is a bloody handprint on the door
There is somethung under the counter with the cups
A normal waffle house
is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm
rock bottom
you know you've hit rock bottom when you open your sock drawer and the only clean socks left are those rainbow knee high ones that say "i'm a unicorn!" that your aunt got you in middle school
me: babe get away i wanna be alone you're always smothering me
my boyfriend: *leaves*
me: wait, where are you going ???
If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’
im 18 now so can you design a tattoo that will make my tattoo hating mom cry if i get it put on my body
this is all i got
wrestl metch a stooray
today i went to a wrestling match and i got really bored so i started to look at the little onesie things they were wearing. and like they were light gray and had this tiger face along the whole back of it in dark gray. and the nose of the tiger was in a T shape on their butt. like the T perfectly fit their butt. and so naturally i laughed like a 6 year old because it looked like a thong. but then, bUt tHeN one of them leaned over and i realized the TIGER MOUTH WAS RIGHT ON THE ASSHOLE AND AS THEY STRETCHED DOWN THE ONESIE STRETCHED AND THE WHOLE GOT BIGGER. i'm currently creating the trophy for whatever PTA mom made this.
i love tumblr. like no one knows who anyone is on here. i mean i can say something like "i just ate a tomato and got aroused" and no one would know who tf this weirdo is
