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“My name’s Azazel. I believe in Satan, the only God.”

Man, this has been in my folder for a while, I just needed to post it somewhere.

#TBOI #The Binding of Isaac #Azazel #Satan

Random Headcanon: Link’s androgyny isn’t just an artefact of the Zelda franchise’s art direction - and neither is it particularly unusual. Sexual dimorphism among Hylians is legitimately much lower than among real-world humans; if Link and Zelda swapped clothes, you’d never be able to tell who was the girl and who was the boy.

Consequently, Hylian society depends heavily on clothing to establish gender roles, to the extent that it’s a severe faux pas to question someone’s gender presentation. If they’re dressed like a girl, then they’re a girl - even if they were dressed like a boy yesterday. That’s why nobody ever remarks upon the fact that Zelda and her heroic alter-ego Sheik are different genders; it’d be gauche at best to bring it up.

stellarsylph

Good post op

parpatarts

explains why i can be banned from gerudo town, change clothes in front of the guards, and then be welcomed with open arms

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Found it 😎

swapcestandothershit-blog

The wall of memes

ore-imouto-deactivated20240108

Mate you don’t even know

75orchids

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i hope so

furry-scientist-deactivated2017

*h i s s*

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weloveshortvideos

there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

yourweeaboobs

PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED

fonzworthcutlass

#what kind of doctor dolittle

knightless

Person: This is really happening! There’s a goat! Why is there a goat? Goat: (coming closer to his truck) Person: Hi! Goat: (walks around the back of the truck like they owns it) Person: Hey, buddy! Are you a nice goat? Goat: (starts licking the person’s hand) Person: (laughing) I don’t have food, goat. Person: (then sees something) OH MY GOD! (jerks the camera up to reveal…) THERE’S A FUCKING LLAMA! Llama: (happily prances over to the man, his truck, and the goat) Person: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

paperficwriter

I ‘liked’ this before. Now I have to reblog. Because there are few things that have made me more sure that there are people just like me out in the world who would lose their minds over being approached by animals.

Art collabs I did with @alexofa!

Plz dont steal or retrace!

#Mars #Mal #Pastel Gore #Pastel #tw: blood

angelofcrimea-deactivated201811

im just saying that if i see any of you supporting that new “heathers” movie remake im going to hit the fucking ceiling

angelofcrimea-deactivated201811

i believe that the trailer speaks for itself on why you shouldn’t support it

inkskinned

i watched the trailer. while i don’t believe in forming an opinion without seeing the source, i don’t recommend watching the trailer without taking a huge breath because of a whole host of triggers but to sum it up? this movie directly misses the point of “heathers” and instead puts minority characters as villains. the “punchline” about their characters is that they are fat, or a poc, or genderqueer. that’s the joke. somehow, this “makes them popular.” instead of incredibly privileged rich girls, we get a stereotype straight from a baby boomer’s book of “evil sjws”. it’s cringe-worthy. the protagonist is a feathery, wispy white girl. if the red pill part of reddit came out with a version of “heathers” it actually might be better than this.

there’s a lot from the original heathers that doesn’t age well, but boy is this movie shaping up to be a fucking wreck. it’s essentially someone’s fantasy about killing people who don’t look or act like those in power. in the current world as it stands, it’s pornographic violence against minorities, and is the opposite of subversive. where the original heathers was “punching up,” this movie basically says “what if we finally got to kill gay people and people of color and fat people on screen,” as if it doesn’t fucking happen in person. this movie is a neonazi’s wet dream. two straight white people killing minorities? hmm why doesn’t this shock me.

this movie not only leans into the idea that situations of massive disadvantage are actually just “secretly positions of power,” (hi that’s an idea that nazis have) it relishes in the idea that they deserve to be killed for it. i know a lot of people are mad that this is ruining the whole vibe of the original, but please be more mad that this is an idea that went through many many many people and nobody stopped it. hollywood is promising us change and then gives us this bullshit?

please don’t go see this movie. don’t promote it. they get money from you watching the trailer and they get money from people who hatewatch it and they get money when you make fb posts about how much you hate it. so just like. turn ur back. let it die quietly, because the more noise we make about it, the more vindicated the creators will be - this idea that they’re “going against pc culture and being edgy and new and shocking” is a really popular farce to cover up “i’m actually invested in the status quo and used to cry when i had to share in preschool also even though i think i’m unique i have the exact personality of a rotten tuna sandwich” – so don’t give them a chance to cover their asses. just don’t fucking bother.

god i hate this i hate this is even a thing i didn’t even like love the original heathers but holy shit this is a fucking mess

iwilleatyourenglish

remember when i expressed skepticism YEARS ago about this remake and how i feared it would turn marginalized people into villains? and y’all told me i was being ridiculous.

yeah… hm…

smooleh

:’) Why does god give us such good things just to TEAR that shit away from me?

If u don’t accept Gwyndolin as ur lord and Savior, what is wronk with u?